From Our Spy Inside the DNC: The Real Skinny
by Steve GrammaticoDemocratic National Committee
Minutes
December 24, 2011
OFFICERS PRESENT
Debbie Wasserman Schultz, National Chairleader
Mike Honda, Vice Chair, UAW Liaison
Donna Brazile, Vice Chair, Hemispheric-Americans Voting Rights Coordinator
Linda Chavez-Thompson, No Relation to Cesar or Fred
OTHERS
Akio Toyoda, President, Toyota Motor Company
James Clyburn, Emissary, Congressional Black Caucus
Diane Sawyer, Network Lackey
Arthur “Pinch” Sulzberger, Print Shill, New York Times
Eric Holder, Attorney General for Minority Rights
Dennis Kucinich, Director, Munchkins United for America PAC
Betty Friedan (1921-2006), Founder, League of Dead Women Voters
(Whoopi Goldberg, Channeler))
PROCEEDINGS
Ms. Wasserman Schultz called the meeting to order at 10:14 a.m. after police were called to settle a dispute between Mr. Honda and Mr. Toyoda.
On secure video uplink, President Obama spoke briefly from the Kauai Lagoons Golf Club putting green. He warned of the hard road ahead.
AG Holder arrived at 10:23, claiming he never received a memo about the session.
OLD BUSINESS
1. Ms. Wasserman Schultz announced that Planned Parenthood had submitted the winning design for the new Democratic National Committee logo.







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