Obama War Room: Bridge over Troubled Waters
by Steve GrammaticoJAY CARNEY: Sir, word from the Senate on your American Jobs Act. Majority Leader Reid is complaining of constipation. Says he’s been pushing since yesterday, but he can’t pass the bill.
OBAMA: Merde! After I did all the heavy lifting. Damn do-nothing Congress.
VALERIE JARRETT: Good thing you’re leaving the country next week, sir. No one can blame you if the measure tanks when you’re abroad on official business.
OBAMA: Where am I off to?
BILL DALEY: You’ll begin your working tour of Scotland’s golf courses on Monday, sir. Meanwhile, the First Lady and several dozen close friends and family members are already aboard the presidential yacht, Alinsky, en route to the Galapagos for a holiday.
OBAMA: Message her confirmation that we’ll rendezvous a week from Friday on the Côte d’Azur. When do I return home?
DALEY: Um, we want to be flexible, sir. Tell him, Poll Boy.
CHUCK TODD: Recent surveys indicate hiring spikes and an uptick in consumer confidence when you’re away, sir. It’s as if some great weight was lifted from. . . . .
OBAMA: I get it, Chuck. All right. Add Ireland to my itinerary. Inform Michelle I’ll join her on the Riviera October 1st. Eric, do you have this “Gunwalker” thing under control? (more…)







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