Conservative Judo: How to Fight the Smears and Take the Offensive
by Kurt SchlichterTo quote someone we all know and love, let me be perfectly clear: The mainstream media is the bought and paid for lapdog of the liberal Democrat elite. It will not only never give conservatives a fair hearing but will actively distort, lie and slander in an effort to destroy any conservative it sees as a threat to its masters. So why the hell do conservatives treat its members with anything other than contempt and allow it to set the agenda and exploit fault lines in the movement?
Easy – conservatives tend to be polite, reasonable people with a genuine interest in honest debate and a quaint belief in the efficacy of things like “facts” and “evidence” as a way to demonstrate the truth. No wonder they get rolled. The other side believes in none of those things – its only belief is that leftism must prevail and any other value is disposable if it turns into a liability. The answer is conservative judo – understanding how the Left works and using its own weight and momentum against it. We need to start being less like butt-kissing conservanerd David Brooks and more like butt-kicking conservastud Chuck Norris.
Conservative judo means going on the offense and keeping on the offense. It’s not about reasoning with unreasonable people; it’s about using their own strengths against them to defeat them. It has application to the GOP candidates for sure, but it also applies to those of us in the real world facing liberals every day.
The bizarre Rick Perry rock pseudo-scandal is a wonderful teachable moment for conservatives, mostly because the GOP candidates’ reactions allowed this contemptible lie to gain steam. The Washington Post ran a story that some idiot wrote a racial slur on a rock at some ranch where Rick Perry hunted. Now, one might observe that the facts and evidence show that about 30 years ago the Perry family got a hunting lease and promptly painted over the word. One might also note that Perry was a Democrat at the time. Moreover, the sources who disagree can’t agree on a different timeline and won’t give their names – inconsistent, anonymous hearsay is apparently acceptable when it comes to conservatives.
But none of this matters. It’s not about “facts” or “evidence” or even “truth.” It’s a calculated smear designed by a liberal rag to slander a leading GOP candidate. Moreover, it is another example of a partisan political publication hiding behind the lie that it is an objective news source. It is not. The Washington Post, like the New York Times and the vast majority of mainstream media outlets, is an active collaborator with the liberal elite. If it weren’t, Andrew Breitbart would not be the one breaking the story of Barak Obama’s game of patty cake with the expressly black supremacist New Black Panthers.
The question is, then, why the other GOP candidates tolerated this attack instead of coming to his defense – after all, this was an attack not just on Rick Perry but upon every conservative. This was pure innuendo designed not just to trash one candidate but to feed a narrative that all conservatives are just one sheet away from an old fashioned cross burning of the kind dead Democratic icon Robert Byrd would have enjoyed in his pre-Senate capacity as a KKK Kleagle.
Herman Cain fell right into the trap. A good man, it seems he did so here not in a short-sighted attempt to capitalize on the blow to Rick Perry but because he was genuinely disgusted with the idea that some nitwit would paint that sort of thing on a rock. When asked about it (at the 3:42 mark) by Chris Wallace of Fox News, he responded that it was “insensitive.” Well, “insensitive” is one word for it – Cain was being kind. My saltier characterization would have included an adjective beginning with an “F.” Cain later clarified that he was referring to the person who wrote it, and that he did not believe the Rock of Outrages represented Perry’s belief. Too late. The damage was done.







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