GOV2.0: Defining the Mandate
by Morgan WarstlerA good looking, fun loving guy sits down and writes a few blog posts about how to ensure the Republican Party wins both houses in a 2010 landslide, and beat Obama’s ass in 2012… he figures his job is done.

Sure, York at the Examiner will pick it up… but apparently, on this Internet thing, you might have to say things twice to actually get a Minority Leader to read the script. Something about, “going virus.” So uncover your mouths, I’m going to sneeze.
There is no reason to get trapped in a vote-losing song and dance about, “What will Republicans cut,” when asked for specifics on Sunday Morning shows. (Side Note: Amanpour curdles the soul. George Will sitting next to her during this toxic experiment will be doing god’s work.)
Ok, you are covered in pancake makeup sitting under a 500W Grow Light, and then sure enough, here it comes: “What will you cut?”
Throw back your head, laugh maniacally, and cackle, “Public Employees!”
Er, no, instead say, “We certainly are not going to cut any public services; for the amount of money they pay, the taxpayers shouldn’t have to give up a single damn thing. But when Republicans take over Congress, we’re going to run government like a business. And the way we see it, the shareholders are the voters, elected officials are the management, and the Public Employees are overpaid.






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