Obama War Room: Bring Me the Head of Moammar Gaddafi
by Steve GrammaticoBILL DALEY: You shouldn’t have used the phrase “leading from behind” last spring when you spoke off the record about Libya, Mr. Vice-President.
BIDEN: Well, I didn’t, Billy boy. I said Hillary was leading with her behind. Or maybe I said the whole NATO operation was like the blind leading the blind. I don’t remember. But the guy misquoted me.
OBAMA: No lasting harm. Research and Destroy knocked that off the front pages fast with the Cain revelations.
DAVID PLOUFFE: Oh, Mr. President, the Smithsonian taxidermist just delivered Gaddafi’s head.
OBAMA: Okay. Tell Housekeeping to mount it above the mantel in the Residence, next to bin Laden’s. And remind them to leave room for Baby Assad and Boehner.
VALERIE JARRETT: Sir, the Libya bump is fading since Fox reported diehard Islamists have seized control of the country and Gaddafi’s massive stock of surface-to-air missiles.
BIDEN: Damn Ailes, trying to make people think we shoulda known that could happen. (more…)







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