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Posted Dec 30th 2009 at 12:16 pm in Defense, Political Humor |
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There simply is no other way to explain the statements of White House Chief of Staff Jacob Lew this morning on CNN's State of the Union. Lew was asked by Candy Crawley about a recent statement by Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid indicating he would not be bringing a...






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LOLOL
These from Hope-n-Change are pretty funny too…
http://reaganiterepublicanresistance.blogspot.com...
Great Cartoon!
I don't need this Bulbous, Bucolic Beauty to tell me anything. She needs to resign.
The hesitation to immediately removing the person as a Dept. Head is very very telling. It doesn't have to be fair or right when your a top official, someone has to be held to account for this stuff, and generally that means a change for certain positions. You'd think Obambi wouldn't hesitate to toss her over the side of the boat, what gives?
I find nothing funny here people have died due to DHS and this administration’s political games.
I still prefer the Officer Barbrady comparison over that of B. Fife.
When she says everything worked just fine, what she meant was "the system of our ability to lie in everyones face, change our minds, ignore the facts, and convince the MSM that we are the best thing in the world, continues to work just fine".
remeber how lyal Obama is to his commie czars, he would even say anything to his social secretary who let the party crashers get into that state dinner, commies dont hold people accountable the MO is loyalty to fellow party members.
Its so good to see a little homophobia thrown into these discussions about our national security!
That picture says it all! Yeah, I feel real safe in America right now…NOT!!!
At least Barney had Andy to look out for him, J.Nap has only got Obama.
Dude! Where ya been?
never left! how about you?
All I can say is that shes as qualifed and as competent as all of the other appointees. Thats why I fly private.
We're just trying to be "Inclusive".
It's all under control.
* No using the bathroom for the last hour of your flight
* No holding anything in your lap for the last hour of your flight
* No more wearing undies on your flight
It takes one to know one, so I'll take the initiative and admit that anybody that puts the security of the USA in the hands of a menopausal woman–yeah, like Janet, Janet, and Hillary–is insane.
Leave it to these clowns to react to all of the peripheral factors of this attack (wearing underwear, going to the bathroom, holding things in your lap) while pretending that the major and undeniable common factor – being a Muslim – doesn't exist.
Welcome to Bizarro World.
uh-huh. I can see that.
Actually she does more good by staying in office. If she resigns, this all just goes down the memory hole. But with her face in the news, it stays nice and fresh in every one's mind.
"The system worked" , yeah just like the terrorists thought it would.
the system worked almost as well as the fuse on the bomb…
Agreed. I think what happened is the entire administration was caught flat footed on the whole episode. They probably heard no deaths, no explosions, okay, to back and finish watching Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.
A couple of days later when they checked back in with the office, the realized the fecal matter had been projected onto the rotating oscillator.
If they dump Napaletano now, the focus shifts to Obama & Co. And they definitely don't want that at this point. There's plenty of time to get the bus out of the White House garage and toss her under at a later date.
Because I get the feeling this administration has a very long memory for this who screw with it.
She acted stupidly
Guess since she is a failure there will be no meantion of her sexual preference.
Ok.
Lets subtract the "little homophobia" out of the equation.
1. Do you think the system worked?
2. Do you think Napalitano is doing her job, or performing adequately?
2. Do you think she is competent?
4. Do you think she should resign?
Ugh! She makes Barney Fife look good.
Didn't she shoot her one bullet already? Isn't it time to take away her badge?
She's don enough damage can you have imagine if she had "one" bullet
OK ?
For starters, it doesn't matter in the least what We The People think. This administration is going to do what ever the hell they want.
If they choose to shoot themselves in the foot over this, then I'm all for them reloading and really blowing that sucker off.
I think what she really meant was no one died, there fore the system worked.
Which I guess means they're going to start replacing air marshals with Dutch film producers.
it is true what you say. but I have no humor left for this subject. because our president still doesn't get it.
absolutely…met Barney once…nice guy and just like he was on tv…at least Barney tried to enforce the law unlike scumhag nappy….
1. NO
2. NO
3. NO
4. YES
Driving will soon become a greater hazard then it once was…The "Stimulus" has been mostly used to payback and/or buy off states…The roadwork being done with that money is mostly cosmetic and not going to last very long…The states that I know who got money from that handout still have crappy roads…some by neglect and some by poor design…and just wait until all the illegals get there new drivers license…I drive a large vehicle so they mostly just bounce off…
Agreed, but I have a feeling there's a mental list being kept by one or more of the inner circle, exactly who on thier side made them look bad.
Pay back is almost certainly inevitable. It may or may not be public, but I predict it is coming.
Where are you seeing homophobia? I certainly don't see it.
Normally that card gets tossed out to change the subject of a debate to something more emotional, and therefore more on the modern liberals own turf.
1. NO
2. NO
3. NO
4. YES
Perfect.
The only thing that could make the image below better would be if it were printed in a Chinese newspaper……..
http://i47.tinypic.com/29xbxww.jpg
"If they choose to shoot themselves in the foot over this, then I'm all for them reloading and really blowing that sucker off."
I'm thinking they should aim a little higher……About a half inch above the ear should do the trick nicely.
Just a thought….
The system has worked just fine. It fits into the Obama Administration MO. They have to create a crisis so that they can create panic and then they can misappropriate more MONEY !!!! The Obama Administration requires a crisis to continue to get more money for the wrong projects. If tehy were proactive then there would not be a crisis and then how would they get the money for their pet projects ???
If there was something, I didn't see it. So I assumed you were commenting on the cartoon, and I'm thinking what? Because she's dressed like Barney Fife?
LOL! Excellent.
All kidding aside and believe me I enjoy the sarcasm and the wit of most of you. However, THESE INCOMPETENT LYING SOB's ARE REALLY REALLY GOING TO GET US KILLED ! Like Jasper Shuringa on Flight 253 we need to take our security into our own hands. There is no longer room for these socialist children when it comes to protecting American lives.
I find it VERY TELLING that neither Napolitano or ObamaPOS made one remark about "thanking God that nobody was injured or killed"..It was all self directive and CYA. These people are revulsive and require precision surgical removal ! Or we can simply vote them out in 2010. They really do not get the wrath and total ire of the American people.
We can finally put Hussein's place of birth to rest…………….http://i48.tinypic.com/140i6v9.jpg
palestinians campaigning for Hussein in 2008………………….http://i49.tinypic.com/20sstol.jpg
The cartoon is subtle… nothing that I'd get in a huff about. I was referring to other comments.
Maybe I'm just too full of myself, but I like to think that as a liberal troll, I make you all here a little bit more conscientious about keeping it clean. (or "PC" as you like to say!)
which matters because?
If you're trying to contribute to the over all success, are you really technically a troll, or just crotchety?
Channeling Achmed the Dead Terrorist.
* Enter bathroom 61 minutes before landing, ka-boom.
* Detonate bomb in lap 61 minutes before landing, ka-boom.
* Conceal bomb in t-shirt, ka-boom.
Otherwise known as the land of trial lawyers.
Priceless! It's a shame I have to grudgingly admit that she's a fellow Italian. We're NOT all like her! I listen to Rush! REALLY! I guess the divider is that she's a "demoncrap" Italian….hehehe! What an idiot! Hahahaha!
Me thinks if JNep were water-boarded as she should be, she might come forth with an explanitation of the inner-workings of her stupidity. In the mean time, if you are flying you must be prepared to profile as needed and defuse any plans of any AlQuMohamabamastanos on the flight.
I don't think it's loyalty to fellow party members, it's loyalty to the party. As far as members go, it's like a pack of jackals. When the time comes she'll go. If they only need a little relief she'll announce she's leaving to take better care of her dying mother. If it gets really ugly it'll be a plane crash in some far away place like Serbia.
Sounds like czar material.
to the overall success of WHAT?
That's not funny at all!! Unfortunately, it's true.
This administration better get it's sh*t together or American Citizens are doomed. Haven't felt safe since Janet's been on the watch.
So you agree with the term 'success'?
That's progress!
She will sue for wrongful termination. You can't fire a lesbian that easily.
It is funny because 52% of this country voted this moron in. That hopey changey thing isn't working so well. But I'm sure they will blame Bush. These people have no character to take the responcibility themselves. They are like a bunch of kids pointing fingers at each other. You did it, no you did it. Mean while people are being killed.
It looks like we already have!
Agreed, and they will continue to be like that, no matter who's in office, no matter which party is the majority. That is the nature of politics, and therefore politicians.
I remember when Reagan tried to pass off responsibility for the death of Marines to the Carter administration. I find it distasteful no matter who does it.
The President is fond of saying how many problems he's inherited, which is an out right lie. You don't spend two years and half a billion dollars campaigning to inherit something. You are fighting for it.
There is a huge difference.
Obamoa is my new desktop background on one monitor, and the "DEBT STAR" is on the other monitor.
I Love it !!!!!!
Department of Homeland Security: Armed and feckless.
sorry but, I'm not following you.
I am for the overall success of AMERICA and our people…all of our people.
I am for societal discourse and I believe that communication technology can either improve or degrade our culture. These comment sections may be exploited by sinister elements as an "echo chamber" to promulgate less-than-noble ideas or movements!
Or to put it bluntly, If people want to have a Klan style rally, they had better do it in the woods in the middle of the night. If they try to do it in a public square, well then they'll have soapbox tattle tales yelling in their face, thank you!
Of course you're not following me, that's how I can tell you're not a real troll. We've gotten this far and you haven't called me a racist. (That's a joke, by the way.)
And I agree with you about klan style rallies. (Groups like the kkk don't deserve proper capitalization.) And so do others.
http://www.amazon.com/Notre-Dame-Vs-Klan-Fighting...
Yes of course. Freedom of Speech only should apply to those whom the libs want it to, right? Meanwhile, I have personally seen that many libs love to bash people because of their religious beliefs (or at least those beliefs that they personally do not espouse) while caliming to be so "open minded"… PC?? Well if it stands for "Pretty Confused", then I'll agree.
How long will it be before we have to fly naked? Oh well, at least the nudists will be happy…
I get your joke, but… I have called people racist and bigot on these boards. I try to be sparing, but then again, wow the stuff that people say!
thanks for that suggestion. I'm a Michigan guy myself (GO BLUE!) but that looks like a good read.
hey, speaking as a lib, I recognize that there are some lousy ones. I wince when I hear or read their stupidity that hurts my cause.
Likewise, I recognize there are commendable conservatives that do justice to proclaimed "conservative principles". I just wish the wouldn't tolerate those among their own ranks that do not really live up to those principles.
There are plenty of reasons to criticize Janet Napolitanato… I wish people would keep to the good reasons to criticize her.
Being a resident of AZ I have had the distinct displeasure of having her for Governor for six long years. I got nothing against the United States, but I was sure glad to see her go. She is arrogant and without a clue. GW Bush made a visit to the state to check into the efforts of some of our forest firefighters; she wouldn't even come out of her hole to greet him. We had a mountain peak called Squaw Peak, a source of imagined controversy because the name was not PC. So she unilaterally by executive order changed the name to Piestewa Peak, bypassing the monument naming process (there is a required 5 year federal waiting period, but she knew best). We have all-day kindergarten; speed cameras all over our freeways; our rainy day fund was evaporated; presided over a 9/11 memorial that had such tributes as "on XXX the US Air Force bombed civilians in Afghanistan" (WTF did THAT have to do with 9/11?); and spent the last few years attacking Sheriff Joe for rounding up illegals (so what if Phoenix has the highest kidnap rate in the nation). She hasn't given up on that one. Dumb, arrogant bitch!
When asked one time if she liked men she replied, "I like men well enough. They just don't like me!" Understandable.
revised guidelines:
* no t-shirts
* no bathrooms
I would definitely agree with that…
He fought hard and took on the reponsibility. He inherited nothing he bought it.
Hold the phone, Dan. Seeing this ding-dong yclept J. Nap is pretty good, but we have a little name problem.
Ya see, I officially re-named Jan, our nitnoy erstwhile Homeland Security director, to:
Janet NEOPOLITAN (red, white and brown, which stands for communism, surrender and $h!t, ya know?)
Oh they have held someone to account, apparently it's Bush, what a surprise.
This administration should just make up a placard and print "It was Bushes fault" they can then just post that in the press briefing room and save a few bucks by getting rid of the press secretary. The could send the placard to all the Sunday morning talk shows.
This administration is pathetic.
Lets no forget that Obama was a Senator as well, not some guy that had nothing to do with so many of the things he constantly complains about.
Obama is a pathetic loser that leads from the rear, right behind that cardboard cut out of Bush that he stands behind claiming "It was him, it was all him … "
I'd like to see Janet Napalitano get married. To Bwarney Fwank.
cgnt: phobia is the fear of something…he doesn't necessarily fear homosexuals…many simply don't like their evil 'lifestyle'. I don't like trout either, but I am not ichthyophobic.
I think she should be required to wear a burkha. Two huge benefits. First, the jihadis must love her for her ineptness and we wouldn't have to look at her.
OK, enough screwing around! From now on, everybody flies naked with NO luggage!
Signed,
NEPOLITANO
(I'm Barack Obama and I approved this message)
If Sheriff Joe was the DHS boss, Obama, the czars, the cabinet, and most of congress would be living in tents in the desert in pink underwear and eating bologna sandwiches awaiting trial. Illegals would be falling all over themselves to get out. I stand with Sheriff Joe Arpaio, the John Wayne of today.
I CAN CREATE 15 MILLION JOBS ALMOST OVER NIGHT right here in America !!!
Here is my Job creation Computations:
America Imported in 2006 mainly from China, Mexico, Japan and India well over $760 Billion Dollars more than we exported in 2006.
The $760 billion dollar import number that I am quoting includes Oil Imports which is something that America cannot change over night therefore must be subtracted out of total import number. The total U.S. crude oil imported during 2006 amounted to: $309.4 billion dollars of crude oil in 2006.
So, $760 billion minus $309.4 billion = $450.6 billion dollars worth of Manufactured Goods that could have and should have been produced right here in America.
Based on conventional wisdom in job creation, if you take $450.6 billion dollars worth of imported goods / $30 billion to create one million jobs = 15.02 million jobs would be automatically created almost over night.
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Now because some of you people still do not understand what I an saying. I am going to recalculate the cost of the Trade Deficit in just Jobs.
So please do not tell me the stock answer: “YEA, but look at all of the EXPORTS JOBS the USA will LOSE.”
The American people have been BRAIN WASHED into believes in that GLOBALIZATION is in the best interest of USA. I think they are trying to destroy the USA because that will be the final outcome.
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Total USA Imports in 2006:
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$ 2,211.7 billion —— (This includes Crude Oil)
$ 309.4 billion less — (Spent on Imported Crude Oil)
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$ 1,902.3 billion / 30 billion=63.41 million jobs from Import. ==================================================
Total USA Exports in 2006:
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$ 1,451.7 Billion / 30 billion=48.39 million jobs from Export.
If USA Pulls out of NAFTA and WTO right now:
USA could possibly lose 48.39 million Jobs from EXPORTS.
However, I am sure many countries will still export many items from the USA because they will be forced too. That would create even more jobs gained than I have estimated.
USA would absolutely gain 63.41 million Jobs from IMPORTS.
So, 63.41 minus 48.39 = 15.02 million NET JOBS GAIN. (An increase of 31% over export jobs)
My calculation means an ABSOLUTE 15.02 million Jobs gained if the rest of the world did not buy one penny of USA EXPORTS
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But, instead the Washington Politicians with all their Infinite Wisdom elected to move all of that manufactured goods off shore to China. Even as America has up-ward of 16% unemployment rate and climbing.
Then to make things even worse the Federal Government must borrow money from China and Japan to purchase back these very products as they are being brought back into America.
I think we are witnessing the Federal Government in the process of transferring all the America Assets off shore to Communist China on a silver platter.
Why would the American Government sit on their hands and watch as all the Manufacturing Base and all our high Technology are being shipped off shore to a Communistic Country like China?
Make no mistake about it China is still a Communistic Country.
We are handing all of the American Military Defenses and our entire manufacturing base over to China on a silver platter.
Please tell me; “What the HELL are we going to do if we get into a War with Russia and China”?
How about some off topic Darwin Award to start off year New Years celebration:
A Sturgis woman had a blood-alcohol level of .708 percent, possibly a state record, when she was found earlier this month behind the wheel of a stolen vehicle parked on Interstate 90.
She failed to appear in court on Dec. 15, but Sturgis police located her Monday evening in another stolen car sitting in a ditch along S.D. Highway 34 near Fort Meade. Engle was arrested for second offense driving under the influence and taken to jail. Engle made her initial appearance in Meade County magistrate court Tuesday. She is being held without bond.
Part of human nature is to sometimes deal with tragedy with humor.
I remember the reception after my grandfather died, we were laughing so hard, we were crying.
I especially remember my Dad telling me about an older gentleman he met at the bar. He said my grandfather taught him every thing he knew about his trade. Said he turned him into an apprentice, a journey man, and a drunk.
We were really glad to see Jay-no go.
You forgot one, an oil line ruptured near Tuscon which had Phoenix's gasoline blend. The line was going to take a while to repair, all she had to do was lift some restrictions. Nope her vacation was much more important than the citizens of the City of Phoenix. Some of whom had to wait hours to get gas.
It really sucks the local media didn't bother to report her faults. Believe me, the list is miles long, but because she is a Democrat she can do no wrong.
Napolitano is correct–in her world. Things worked out perfectly. The accused committed his crime on American soil and will have a court-appointed, tax-payer provided lawyer to help him plead his case to the media in a civilian court. The lawyers are in control. Those aggrieved by the existence of the U.S.A. will have a world stage to explain why the U.S. is evil and should be punished for breathing. It's a no-fail, win-win event.
I think Janet Reno would be a better pairing.
After all they both like comfortable shoes.
look around.
Not when it came to him making illegal u-turns in the police car. He darn near refused Gomer his right to make a citizen's arrest.
Who'd a thunk? A government program that works.
<scratches head>
Who'd a thunk? A government program that works.
<scratches head>
Napolitano? Or Reno?
Why has Canada not mentioned anything? After all, had this act been successful, the plane would have exploded over Canada on approach to Detroit…
ANOTHER INCOMPETENT FOOL IN THE obummer ADMINISTRATION! CAN ANYONE BELIEVE THIS POS WAS AND STILL IS A POSSIBLE SUPREME COURT NOMINEE? GOD HELP US ALL IF ANOTHER IGNORANT libRETARD LIKE NAPOLITANO MAKES IT TO THE SUPREME COURT!
Thanks for the reminder! I'd completely forgotten about that one!
This is the same administration that can't seem to keep uninvited Party Crashers out of the White House. And you trust them with keeping terrorists out of the Airports because…?
I think its time to start having IQ tests at the polls, we can't let the idiots do this again.
Mrs Homeland Security said that her Office only receives (consumes) information, that's what her Office does! What a failure! She can't even lie correctly like her Superiors do and friends do! No reports for 2 or 3 days, is insulting behaviour….Get her a new job…like uuhhh….somewhere out of country, maybe in Babylon.
Obama and Palitano have only 15 hours left, this year to screw us over again…(Milw., WI, CST)
Pray Psalms Ch 91, the Soldier's Prayer….
oh man Cowboy, the visuals that brings forth.
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