Wednesday Funnies: Safety Edition

The hesitation to immediately removing the person as a Dept. Head is very very telling. It doesn't have to be fair or right when your a top official, someone has to be held to account for this stuff, and generally that means a change for certain positions. You'd think Obambi wouldn't hesitate to toss her over the side of the boat, what gives?

I still prefer the Officer Barbrady comparison over that of B. Fife.

remeber how lyal Obama is to his commie czars, he would even say anything to his social secretary who let the party crashers get into that state dinner, commies dont hold people accountable the MO is loyalty to fellow party members.

That picture says it all! Yeah, I feel real safe in America right now…NOT!!!

Dude! Where ya been?

All I can say is that shes as qualifed and as competent as all of the other appointees. Thats why I fly private.

It's all under control.

* No using the bathroom for the last hour of your flight
* No holding anything in your lap for the last hour of your flight
* No more wearing undies on your flight

Leave it to these clowns to react to all of the peripheral factors of this attack (wearing underwear, going to the bathroom, holding things in your lap) while pretending that the major and undeniable common factor – being a Muslim – doesn't exist.

Welcome to Bizarro World.

Actually she does more good by staying in office. If she resigns, this all just goes down the memory hole. But with her face in the news, it stays nice and fresh in every one's mind.

the system worked almost as well as the fuse on the bomb…

She acted stupidly

Ok.
Lets subtract the "little homophobia" out of the equation.

1. Do you think the system worked?
2. Do you think Napalitano is doing her job, or performing adequately?
2. Do you think she is competent?
4. Do you think she should resign?

She's don enough damage can you have imagine if she had "one" bullet

For starters, it doesn't matter in the least what We The People think. This administration is going to do what ever the hell they want.

If they choose to shoot themselves in the foot over this, then I'm all for them reloading and really blowing that sucker off.

it is true what you say. but I have no humor left for this subject. because our president still doesn't get it.

1. NO
2. NO
3. NO
4. YES

Agreed, but I have a feeling there's a mental list being kept by one or more of the inner circle, exactly who on thier side made them look bad.

Pay back is almost certainly inevitable. It may or may not be public, but I predict it is coming.

1. NO
2. NO
3. NO
4. YES

"If they choose to shoot themselves in the foot over this, then I'm all for them reloading and really blowing that sucker off."

I'm thinking they should aim a little higher……About a half inch above the ear should do the trick nicely.

Just a thought….

If there was something, I didn't see it. So I assumed you were commenting on the cartoon, and I'm thinking what? Because she's dressed like Barney Fife?

All kidding aside and believe me I enjoy the sarcasm and the wit of most of you. However, THESE INCOMPETENT LYING SOB's ARE REALLY REALLY GOING TO GET US KILLED ! Like Jasper Shuringa on Flight 253 we need to take our security into our own hands. There is no longer room for these socialist children when it comes to protecting American lives.

I find it VERY TELLING that neither Napolitano or ObamaPOS made one remark about "thanking God that nobody was injured or killed"..It was all self directive and CYA. These people are revulsive and require precision surgical removal ! Or we can simply vote them out in 2010. They really do not get the wrath and total ire of the American people.

The cartoon is subtle… nothing that I'd get in a huff about. I was referring to other comments.

Maybe I'm just too full of myself, but I like to think that as a liberal troll, I make you all here a little bit more conscientious about keeping it clean. (or "PC" as you like to say!)

If you're trying to contribute to the over all success, are you really technically a troll, or just crotchety?

Otherwise known as the land of trial lawyers.

Me thinks if JNep were water-boarded as she should be, she might come forth with an explanitation of the inner-workings of her stupidity. In the mean time, if you are flying you must be prepared to profile as needed and defuse any plans of any AlQuMohamabamastanos on the flight.

Sounds like czar material.

That's not funny at all!! Unfortunately, it's true. This administration better get it's sh*t together or American Citizens are doomed. Haven't felt safe since Janet's been on the watch.

She will sue for wrongful termination. You can't fire a lesbian that easily.

It looks like we already have!

Obamoa is my new desktop background on one monitor, and the "DEBT STAR" is on the other monitor.

I Love it !!!!!!

sorry but, I'm not following you.

I am for the overall success of AMERICA and our people…all of our people.

I am for societal discourse and I believe that communication technology can either improve or degrade our culture. These comment sections may be exploited by sinister elements as an "echo chamber" to promulgate less-than-noble ideas or movements!

Or to put it bluntly, If people want to have a Klan style rally, they had better do it in the woods in the middle of the night. If they try to do it in a public square, well then they'll have soapbox tattle tales yelling in their face, thank you!

Yes of course. Freedom of Speech only should apply to those whom the libs want it to, right? Meanwhile, I have personally seen that many libs love to bash people because of their religious beliefs (or at least those beliefs that they personally do not espouse) while caliming to be so "open minded"… PC?? Well if it stands for "Pretty Confused", then I'll agree.

I get your joke, but… I have called people racist and bigot on these boards. I try to be sparing, but then again, wow the stuff that people say!

thanks for that suggestion. I'm a Michigan guy myself (GO BLUE!) but that looks like a good read.

Being a resident of AZ I have had the distinct displeasure of having her for Governor for six long years. I got nothing against the United States, but I was sure glad to see her go. She is arrogant and without a clue. GW Bush made a visit to the state to check into the efforts of some of our forest firefighters; she wouldn't even come out of her hole to greet him. We had a mountain peak called Squaw Peak, a source of imagined controversy because the name was not PC. So she unilaterally by executive order changed the name to Piestewa Peak, bypassing the monument naming process (there is a required 5 year federal waiting period, but she knew best). We have all-day kindergarten; speed cameras all over our freeways; our rainy day fund was evaporated; presided over a 9/11 memorial that had such tributes as "on XXX the US Air Force bombed civilians in Afghanistan" (WTF did THAT have to do with 9/11?); and spent the last few years attacking Sheriff Joe for rounding up illegals (so what if Phoenix has the highest kidnap rate in the nation). She hasn't given up on that one. Dumb, arrogant bitch!
When asked one time if she liked men she replied, "I like men well enough. They just don't like me!" Understandable.

I would definitely agree with that…

Hold the phone, Dan. Seeing this ding-dong yclept J. Nap is pretty good, but we have a little name problem.

Ya see, I officially re-named Jan, our nitnoy erstwhile Homeland Security director, to:

Janet NEOPOLITAN (red, white and brown, which stands for communism, surrender and $h!t, ya know?)

Lets no forget that Obama was a Senator as well, not some guy that had nothing to do with so many of the things he constantly complains about.

Obama is a pathetic loser that leads from the rear, right behind that cardboard cut out of Bush that he stands behind claiming "It was him, it was all him … "

cgnt: phobia is the fear of something…he doesn't necessarily fear homosexuals…many simply don't like their evil 'lifestyle'. I don't like trout either, but I am not ichthyophobic.

OK, enough screwing around! From now on, everybody flies naked with NO luggage!
Signed,
NEPOLITANO

(I'm Barack Obama and I approved this message)

I CAN CREATE 15 MILLION JOBS ALMOST OVER NIGHT right here in America !!!
Here is my Job creation Computations:
America Imported in 2006 mainly from China, Mexico, Japan and India well over $760 Billion Dollars more than we exported in 2006.

The $760 billion dollar import number that I am quoting includes Oil Imports which is something that America cannot change over night therefore must be subtracted out of total import number. The total U.S. crude oil imported during 2006 amounted to: $309.4 billion dollars of crude oil in 2006.

So, $760 billion minus $309.4 billion = $450.6 billion dollars worth of Manufactured Goods that could have and should have been produced right here in America.

Based on conventional wisdom in job creation, if you take $450.6 billion dollars worth of imported goods / $30 billion to create one million jobs = 15.02 million jobs would be automatically created almost over night.
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Now because some of you people still do not understand what I an saying. I am going to recalculate the cost of the Trade Deficit in just Jobs.

So please do not tell me the stock answer: “YEA, but look at all of the EXPORTS JOBS the USA will LOSE.”
The American people have been BRAIN WASHED into believes in that GLOBALIZATION is in the best interest of USA. I think they are trying to destroy the USA because that will be the final outcome.
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Total USA Imports in 2006:
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$ 2,211.7 billion —— (This includes Crude Oil)
$ 309.4 billion less — (Spent on Imported Crude Oil)
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$ 1,902.3 billion / 30 billion=63.41 million jobs from Import. ==================================================

Total USA Exports in 2006:
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$ 1,451.7 Billion / 30 billion=48.39 million jobs from Export.

If USA Pulls out of NAFTA and WTO right now:
USA could possibly lose 48.39 million Jobs from EXPORTS.

However, I am sure many countries will still export many items from the USA because they will be forced too. That would create even more jobs gained than I have estimated.

USA would absolutely gain 63.41 million Jobs from IMPORTS.

So, 63.41 minus 48.39 = 15.02 million NET JOBS GAIN. (An increase of 31% over export jobs)
My calculation means an ABSOLUTE 15.02 million Jobs gained if the rest of the world did not buy one penny of USA EXPORTS
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But, instead the Washington Politicians with all their Infinite Wisdom elected to move all of that manufactured goods off shore to China. Even as America has up-ward of 16% unemployment rate and climbing.

Then to make things even worse the Federal Government must borrow money from China and Japan to purchase back these very products as they are being brought back into America.

I think we are witnessing the Federal Government in the process of transferring all the America Assets off shore to Communist China on a silver platter.

Why would the American Government sit on their hands and watch as all the Manufacturing Base and all our high Technology are being shipped off shore to a Communistic Country like China?

Make no mistake about it China is still a Communistic Country.

We are handing all of the American Military Defenses and our entire manufacturing base over to China on a silver platter.

Please tell me; “What the HELL are we going to do if we get into a War with Russia and China”?

Part of human nature is to sometimes deal with tragedy with humor.

I remember the reception after my grandfather died, we were laughing so hard, we were crying.

I especially remember my Dad telling me about an older gentleman he met at the bar. He said my grandfather taught him every thing he knew about his trade. Said he turned him into an apprentice, a journey man, and a drunk.

Napolitano is correct–in her world. Things worked out perfectly. The accused committed his crime on American soil and will have a court-appointed, tax-payer provided lawyer to help him plead his case to the media in a civilian court. The lawyers are in control. Those aggrieved by the existence of the U.S.A. will have a world stage to explain why the U.S. is evil and should be punished for breathing. It's a no-fail, win-win event.

look around.

Who'd a thunk? A government program that works.

<scratches head>

Napolitano? Or Reno?

ANOTHER INCOMPETENT FOOL IN THE obummer ADMINISTRATION! CAN ANYONE BELIEVE THIS POS WAS AND STILL IS A POSSIBLE SUPREME COURT NOMINEE? GOD HELP US ALL IF ANOTHER IGNORANT libRETARD LIKE NAPOLITANO MAKES IT TO THE SUPREME COURT!

This is the same administration that can't seem to keep uninvited Party Crashers out of the White House. And you trust them with keeping terrorists out of the Airports because…?

Mrs Homeland Security said that her Office only receives (consumes) information, that's what her Office does! What a failure! She can't even lie correctly like her Superiors do and friends do! No reports for 2 or 3 days, is insulting behaviour….Get her a new job…like uuhhh….somewhere out of country, maybe in Babylon.

Pray Psalms Ch 91, the Soldier's Prayer….