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Friday Funnies: Health Care Edition

by Sergio Gor

Healthcare bill...You Expect me to Pass it?

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Tags: government health care, health care reform, public option, read the bill
Posted Nov 6th 2009 at 6:37 am in Big Labor, Healthcare, Political Humor | 2619827 CommentsFriday+Funnies%3A+Health+Care+Edition2009-11-06+13%3A37%3A04Sergio+Gor

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StlDan - November 6th, 2009 at 1:54 pm

No need to read it, I promise it's OK.

LazyJack - November 6th, 2009 at 1:57 pm

The Age of Dependency (To the tune of that great song from the 5th Dimension)

When Rahm is in the Lincoln Bedroom
And Harry Reid aligns with Mars
Then Barak with guide the masses
And Dodd with steal the stars

This is the dawning of the age of dependency,
The age of dependency,
Dependency, dependency.

Taxation and confiscation
Stimulus and hope abounding
No more freedom and dissention
Golden free healthcare delusions
Mystic Nobel ordination
And your income redistribution
Dependency, dependency

When Rahm is in the Lincoln Bedroom,
And Pelosi aligns with Mars,
Then Barak will guide the masses
And Rangel will steal the stars.

This is the dawning of the age of dependency,
The age of dependency,
Dependency, dependency.

Pay more taxes….., pay more taxes now
More taxes….now
Give your savings……give your savings now
Your savings…..now
They deserve it…….they deserve it more
Yes more…..than you
Repeat

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Liberty Jane - November 6th, 2009 at 2:04 pm

I am still praying there aren't enough votes among the democrats.

Cowboy Logic - November 6th, 2009 at 2:05 pm

Ridiculous.
In the scheme of things, that Health Care Bill illustrates the vile contempt that CON-gress has for US.

Amphipolis - November 6th, 2009 at 2:14 pm

They have already retracted the 72 hour pledge.

http://www.weeklystandard.com/weblogs/TWSFP/2009/...

kasteer - November 6th, 2009 at 2:20 pm

I still think that if CONgress is forcing us to live with this this crap medical plan, they too should be forced to use it. If it's good for us suckers, it's damn well good enough for them bastards!

mom4no_hate - November 6th, 2009 at 2:21 pm

Hmmm. A Health Care Bill over 2,000 pages long. -plus- 72 hours to read it -equals- what? Nothing to hide here!

moondoggy13 - November 6th, 2009 at 2:25 pm

I have bile in my throat. Disgusting.

MelvinWinter - November 6th, 2009 at 2:27 pm

Cliffs Notes Releases 500-Page Summary of 2,000-Page House Health Care Bill: http://www.optoons.blogspot.com/

Cowboy Logic - November 6th, 2009 at 2:28 pm

Pelosi lied, Liberty died.

MrKiplingsCakes - November 6th, 2009 at 2:34 pm

Here's a funny from last night on Hannity; Geraldine Ferraro, her last words on the show:

Farrago (for it is she): [soto voce] At least they (the protesters) weren't armed this time."

Oh how I laughed. Thank goodness I wore my corset, otherwise I fear my sides might have split.

Gregory - November 6th, 2009 at 2:46 pm

Nancy Palousie and Hairy Reid are 2/3s of the 3 stooges and it ain't funny anymore! These peoples are lower than a snake's shadow.!!!!

Ben - November 6th, 2009 at 3:14 pm

You should have had Reid holding the constitution rather than actual TP.

uberVU - social comments - November 6th, 2009 at 8:21 am

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MadreDeDanseurs - November 6th, 2009 at 3:32 pm

but she was for it before she was against it, so that's what counts, right? or am i confused…again? lol

MadreDeDanseurs - November 6th, 2009 at 3:33 pm

this comment deserves a double thumbs up.

Linda - November 6th, 2009 at 3:34 pm

Exactly! I keep asking why this isn't brought out by more people. They shot down Joe Wilson when he proposed this.

MadreDeDanseurs - November 6th, 2009 at 3:35 pm

the tylenol is about right. tylenol does relatively nothing for real pain (just ask any pregnant woman). i think it's prescribed for the psychological benefits…you took something so you think you'll feel better so you feel better just thinking you'll feel better. yeah, that sounds like typical gov't assistance to me.

MadreDeDanseurs - November 6th, 2009 at 3:37 pm

prayer is the only recourse we have left, the elected officials aren't listening so hopefully the true sovereign one will. (as opposed to THE One. iykwim)

Jordan - November 6th, 2009 at 4:24 pm

I think the doctor prescribed a suppository and Pelosi wants us to eat it???!!! First example of government-run health care!

Lorben - November 6th, 2009 at 4:27 pm

If we had only known that some of the children of the sixties would never grow up. Love the words you put to 'Aquarius', it is very apropo!

copperpeony - November 6th, 2009 at 4:34 pm

The conservative alternative to AARP is: American Seniors.org
I'm not that well versed on it but worth passing around even if it's a bit more expensive than AARP.

http://www.americanseniors.org/Pages/home.aspx?Im...

Liberty666 - November 6th, 2009 at 4:38 pm

Why is the govt. so speedy and quick about getting this bill ready, yet the implamentation of this debacle will be totally wasteful and inefficient. Pelosi dosent even know whats in the bill, the giant law firms gave it to her and said "pass it"

LazyJack - November 6th, 2009 at 5:01 pm

Thanks,

Sorry, but typed the first stanza too fast:
When Rahm is in the Lincoln Bedroom
And Harry Reid aligns with Mars
Then Barak will guide the masses
And Dodd will steal the stars

Thinking_Man - November 6th, 2009 at 8:52 pm

I am really starting to hate these people

Gizmo - November 7th, 2009 at 7:30 pm

It's called "Smoke & Mirrors". The Damnocrats want this passed before the 2010 elections. This is when they will once again become the minority. Obama wants it to become effective after he (Thinks not) is elected to his second term….

Syntax_Game - January 29th, 2010 at 5:21 pm