Friday Free for All: Hate Tweet Edition
by PubliusRecently, wannabe dictator Hugo Chavez opened a twitter account. (No, you really can’t make this stuff up.) Yesterday, Big Government friend Christian took to the tweet-waves (?) to criticize Venezuelan carny barker and ended up blocked from Chavez’s twitter account. Why let Christian have all the fun…we hereby declare today, Friday May 28th as “International Hate Tweet Hugo Chavez Day.” His twitter ID is @chavezcandanga Have at it. And, have a great holiday weekend.
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That photo looks like old Hugo showed up for a homosexual boyscout jamboree and heard there were no free condoms. Love the bird though. Nice touch!
I swore to myself that I'd never "do" Twitter — but for this one, I'm in.
Why has nobody killed Hugo Chavez yet?
Seriously, why has the "**president" not yet ordered a hit on this totalitarian dictator or worked to remove him from power…?
Unless of course the person with the power to kill or remove him has the same agenda as Hugo and therefore unlikely to to order a 'fellow traveler' killed..?
Missy,
The prez "hearts" Chavez – therefore no kill order…
Now if he was conservative, or Palin, then all bets would be off…
Publius,
I kinda think that picture says IT ALL. This is a picture worth 1,000,000,000 words!
You perfectly captured the capped turd WhoGo ChaVez!
The look on his face is due to learning Sean Penn can't have a sleep over…
I'm not sure I can open a twitter account just to be banned, but, it is tempting…
I protest Hugo by buying my petrol somewhere other than Citgo
I don't want to buy any Communist cookies little boy, now take your bird and go home!!!
Twitter gets a bad rap because of EgoHeads who tweet their bowel movements etc, etc. It is a fantastic tool to follow your favorite sites, politicians, commentators etc in one place. Example: Big Gov tweets when a new article goes up, Palin tweets when new FBook entry, etc etc . It is what you make it and how you use it.
I never tweet
So, why the picture of the birds ass ? And what's that green thing next to it ?
What I think when I see this is how sweet it would have been to have the bird poop on him just as the picture was taken. Now THAT would be priceless.
Where's all the 'Animal Rights Idiots' ? Look at that huge, ugly cyst on that birds feet !
I was thinking the same thing. That's cruelty to animals.
does that mean no Danny glover for pivot
I guess Hugo did not get the memo to 'wear only Earth tones' from AlGore. If you remember, AlGore was advised to do this during his 2000 campaign by some feminist and I can't remember her name.
who says you cant polish a turd ? I mean just look at him all shiny , primm and proper, all he needs now is some small children to share his affections with
Crash,
Yes! The parrot is crying because no Danny "Lover" Glover. That is why it is hiding its face!
does appear a bit put out about being blown off by his pet boy toy and the bird just needs to dump
Bob,
Part of my problem is sematics. "Tweeting" is so G A Y. I don't EVER "Tweet"
Me I use SPITTER.COM and people can read my drool or wait for a condensed summary daily sputum…
Dangit! My joke is dead, I just discovered there is a real spitter.com to follow BASEBALL… Crap, crap, crap…
I've been using this joke for months…
You could take the picture and Photoshop the doodoo in.
I think we should radiate the cyst. Today if possible.
LOL I'll get right on it. : )
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Oh hey, about that new "journalism" bill in Congress? I hope that BigAndrew is going to make all of us bloggers into freelance contributors.
But seriously, are they gonna go after Twitter-ers, too? How about tumblrs? Flickrs? Plus, a picture tells a thousand words. I'm in for having a website with nothing but images of government malfeasance internally coded to say puppehs n' kittehs.
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I want to see that!
Naah, Hugo is just channeling his inner pirate.
Remember, September 19 is "Talk Like A Pirate Day". Arrrrr, matey.
I thought that's what the picture was of….ohhh, that's Chavez? I thought it was weird that a pile of bird crap was wearing a hat…
enough of the bird crap comments! i just replaced this keyboard from the last coffee spill…
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My tweet:
Sean Penn loves you only because you're mas chaparrito que el.
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how do you say "You're a commie douchebag and your mom dresses you funny" in espanol, and can it be done in fewer than 140 characters?
Do me, Hugo, aaarrrrkkk!
It would cut into all that fist bumping.
Well one thing we know is….don't call on the feds to clean it up. : )
Second that motion. Besides he can't kill him until he sees how the end game plays out. He needs to see what his next move will be so he knows what to do here.
Besides Mark Lloyd is still studying his communications plan, hadn't quite been able to shut all of us up yet like Hugo has shut his dissenters down. You know most of the administration are great admirers of old Hugo and besides all of their other idols like Mao, Uncle Joe, Lenin and Marx are all dead. They need advice from somebody.
Because waiting in the wings to fill his little shoes is Sean Penn. The horror of that is too much to even consider.
Eres una bolsa de ducha y su madre te viste de forma divertida.
I still haven't figured out the look on Hugo's face.
Hugo the Twit Chavez! …whose twitter account is new, he tweets with wreckless abandon, selling his wares to you, witless college age students, all believing his tweets are true, will march with Hollywood stars and starlets that hail from Malibu, their lives have no meaning, and Hugo is their man, so tweet away you Trotsky twits a workers paradise is at hand…vomit!
Sorry, too much coffee!
Maybe Hugo should drink some prune juice? He looks constipated.
he just had a movement.
beat me to it,…love it
Hope he doesn't come to spend the weekend in Chicago
Our Great Black Father is home for the holiday weekend.
I knew I should have made plans to go to the 500.
Two Words – Pink Mist . . .
Venezuela, I'm convinced, would be in better shape if the bird was its president.
Also, Sean Penn, Danny Glover, and the other usual suspects would probably find that they have more in common with a parrot than they do with Hugo – essentially the same reasoning abilities.
But, I should probably apologize to parrots for that remark.
Thanks for the laugh….Pirate humor….not just for kids anymore……LOL
Has anyone ever seen that man's eyes lately?
That *has* to be an old picture – you can actually *see* his eyes……
I heard that Facebook, YOutube and Twitter are discussing a potential merger. The new website will be called youtwitface.com.
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BINGO, Bob!
Say it with your money….DUH. We ARE the largest gas and oil consuming country on earth. How hard is it to buy gasoline from anyone but Citgo? And LP-gas….that's Citgo too! Maybe now's the time to convert your home to an alternative heating system…..before next winter? Do something that MATTERS to this nut job. MILLIONS of customers walkin out the door.
How better to say "Screw you, Chavez!"
Those Insta-Hot systems, while initially pricey come in electric or gas. If or when the EPA, CAP AND TAX hit, they will SAVE YOU A BOATLOAD AND STARVE CHAVEZ.'S ENDLESS FLOW OF US CONSUMER DOLLARS. If you get a GROUP of folks together to do it, your bargaining power for cost per unit will increase exponentially.
Heating systems can be made more efficient for a reasonable price. The technology is there. You can also go to greenmountain.org or other wind power companies like them. Most utility companies participate with these groups. Sign up to receive the MAXIMUM amount of "green electricity and gas" they allow….thus further reducing your energy bills. Even if cap and tax don't fly, and even if the EPA can't make good on it's threat to penalize over consumption….since when don't we need to save money? These actions will HELP YOU AND HURT Chavez's pocketbook. Tweets, as someone pointed out, will just get banned.
Just sayin….don't get mad. Get even.
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You're not goin to the 500??????
O.M.G.
isn't that like unconstitutional or somethin?
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Comment on above photo, Hugo Chavez with his top adviser. Bird brain with the bird brain. You can choose witch is witch. Has this guy ever kissed a woman?
Mr. Chavez, Barnum and Bailey Circus, has been advertising for a new clown to fill the spot vacated by Rahm Emmanuel. The fact that the add is still out there leads me to believe you may not have seen it. Please consider applying as every child in America needs to see a buffoon in action.
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A banana-boat (thong)!
And here I thought the Red Crested Crap Eater was smarter than mikatolla.
Here's a towel to sop up those tears dipstick. Your not invited to the dance. Besides, it is probably too hard with two left feet.
CHAVEZ/OBAMA ARE BIRDS OF THE FEATHER:
http://i48.tinypic.com/20z2q1s.jpg
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Redistribution of Wealth is a Marxist theory
Now that was a good one…
This is the first time I wish I had a twitter account.
Don't worry. Once a conservative is POTUS again we'll start assassinating and torturing to your little heart's delight.
FAIL
WWE is in town, you could go to that instead.
Thats awesome. What a deusch.
Pink Mists and yellow showers. What would you pay for the privilege to give this sucker a yellow shower?
I'd go 100 bucks, maybe, possibly up to 200. It would so awesome.
"………Venezuela, I'm convinced, would be in better shape if the bird was its president………….."
The only reason I do not appreciate great wit even more is that ,…………..
every time I read it,…….I get jealous.
We'll ,…"Save The Last Dance",…for you Mickey.
shut up you twit, go do something useful, protest with the best – useful idiot that you are
talking to yourself again? see a therapist, it will do you wonders
ohhh, are you wrestling in it you big sweaty tubby manchild? this is hardly the place to beg people to come watch your horror show
don't you have a job to do, get busy and give your buddy mikadip his thumbs up before he cries and gets angry – no shoo
and your point is? oh yea, you have none, you simply troll around trying to be funny or is it cute? or maybe just showing everyone how odd you are -
At least, it doesn't eat it's own crap.
This is why I don't eat chicken. LOL
Clowns creep me out, and this Marxist POS is one creepy dude.
Good. Sometimes, it's needed …
He's just looking for mik. They just hooked up on the NAMBLA blog.
¡muchas gracias!
That's WhoGo and his twin brother Obumble!!!…
You really have to ask what the point is? What, I'm not allowed to throw garbage at Hugo? I'm not allowed to call him a deusch? Que lastima rube. Hugo is a doosh, and I love this twitter attack. So suck on it.
I love it. You say I'm trolling even when I sing along with your chorus. Good one.
You guys sure do have a fixation with molestation. People are starting to wonder.
hey where did you get that stupid looking thing?
ah his names hugo i caught him in the junjle eatting bananas.
Sorry, I'm in a crappy mood this weekend. Memorial day, and all that. So many paid the ultimate price to protect liberty, and there's a FREAKING MARXIST in the Whitehouse.
I shoulda known that. Where is the New York Times when ya really need it ?
Deuse, I also find clowns to be creepy. The clown in the picture is not only creepy, but downright scary. This is who Hollyweird looks up to? This is what our President aspires to? I am frightened!
Bloomers.
Not only a Marxist, but he cannot even be bothered to attend the service at Arlington and place the wreath on the Tomb of the Unknowns! That really pi$$es me off!
Har! I'd be havin' no idea that it be Pirate Talkin' Day already! Shiver me timbers! I be all atwitter. Arrrh.
You stole my line! LOL
On second thought, I think that scowl on is face is due to the fact that the ferret in his skivvies just turned violent! Or possibly, the ferret just discovered he's sharing space with a gerbil. The parrot is advising him to let it out before it's too late!
That, I don't really have a problem with. I'd prefer that he not desicrate that sacred ground with his presence. It would be a farce, anyway.
But, sir. My Commie cookies come with a free pitcher of Kool-Aid! Are you sure you won't reconsider? Psst. Explain it to him, Rocko!
boris, you've got good reason to be frightened. If our dear leader ever gets his way, everyone who disagrees with him, will be silenced. Take that anyway you want.
I think sacrilegious is the word you're looking for. It's protected under the First Amendment, although it is frowned upon by the better class of redneck. Perhaps there is a medical reason.
You do have a very valid point there, Deuse. That is a better way to look at it, and it will keep my blood pressure down.
Yeah, I did. You can have it back now, though.
I forgot the commie modifier–probably goes before bolsa. Comunista bolsa de ducha. Discúlpeme, por favor.
I should have known! It was so obvious. That's why his back is to the camera…to protect his identity!
Was it not Obama that authorized the assassination of an American citizen? Piece of garbage that he is, but he is still an American citizen.
Because Executive Order 11905, issued by President Ford in the wake of the Church Committee findings, banned U.S. intelligence agencies from assassinating foreign leaders. This was reiterated in Executive Order 12333 issued by President Reagan.
While this ban has been "clarified" to not include terrorist leaders, it has not yet been overturned.
Given that Obama has issued a hit order on a terrorist leader who, regrettably, happens to be an American citizen, it is perhaps unwise at this point in history to encourage any official relaxtion of this policy. While his first target is an actual Islamist terrorist leader, it does not seem reasonable to trust Obama to restrain himself to similar targets with any theoretical future assassination orders he might issue.
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