Thursday Open Thread: Airbrush Edition
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182 Comments
I bet it took logging chains, a winch truck and a whole crew of roustabouts to pull that face tight.
They must have shot this with Mayonnaise smeared on the camera's lens.
I'm strangely aroused. Nobody can read this right?
I thought it was Katie Couric!
They can't possible stretch that face any tighter without losing what is left of her brain cells…and that's not much from where I'm sitting!!! If she spent as much time worrying about what the people of this country want and need, we wouldn't care what she looked like!!!
Lets hope this cover photo has the same jinx as Sports Illustrated's .
/just sayin
The picture of Dorian Gray!!….lol…….(Nancy Gray Pelosi)
'Mirror mirror on the wall'; who's the biggest bitch of all?
All that work to make her appear not quite as repulsive and evil as she usually looks had to have set somebody back a bundle. It was probably us………..the tax payer.
Or Madden Football……….
The airbrushes were working overtime to produce this "painting". Just another lie from this bunch.
I could have swore it was Miracle-Whip…….
THANK GOD IT WASN'T A BIKINI SHOT…!
…gotta run, need to go and vomit again…
a herd of buffalo and two steam locomotives………
That’s a great phony picture, of a great phony.
Not to mention several hundred pounds of Bondo!
I wonder how many union workers were employed for more than one week to engineer this propaganda op..?
Quickly run to the nearest Sealy Posturepedic Hospital and have yourself evaluated. Until then, stay away from knives, guns, ropes, etc.
If you'd prefer to self-medicate, you could try do-it-yourself, electro-shock therapy.
Next thing you know they'll put Narney Frank in an evening gown!
The picture of Dorian Grey.
I don't know, but it probably took more time, more workers and more money than the rehab of Lady Liberty there in New York.
I don't know what make of camera the photographer used, but I gotta get one, since it appears to be unbreakable.
Nancy, you really had us all fooled. NOW we know what you REALLY look like. You're going to be the hottest babe in the nursing home in a couple of years.
I think the money could have been better spent on renovating an aircraft carrier…
If by "nursing home" you mean "leper colony" then I agree…
Where did they find her high school yearbook picture?
The devil's spawn incognito. Inquisitive minds need to ask – where is that oversized gavel?
How about a shot in running shorts, Nancy? I've got this really great image of Sarah Palin. All we have to do is paste your head into the photo. Should be good for a couple thousand votes.
She looks… Human…
hair, makeup & outfit paid for by the american taxpayer.
Scary. Back to checking under my bed for monsters each night.
She looks like she had the same plastic surgeon as Katherine Helmond in "Brazil".
http://www.themakeupgallery.info/various/plastic/...
She looks like she had the same plastic surgeon as Katherine Helmond in "Brazil".
http://www.themakeupgallery.info/various/plastic/...
The picture is just as fake as she is- and their policies are. Always camoflaguing the real thing so we can't see the truth behind it.
I think she uses vaseline, in more then one place I bet.
IT'S NOT,……????
certainly not the,…….. "swimsuit edition"
You're taking my mind into very dangerous territory Missy- I could end up comatose if you keep this up. The mind can only handle so much before it shuts down completely…
A couple numorous "un-airbrushed" cartoons with Nancy in them at
http://drawfortruth.wordpress.com/2010/04/25/spea... andhttp://drawfortruth.wordpress.com/category/pro-li... Check them out–I think they will make you laugh!
ALI MCGRAW!!
MY EYES!!!
thought about using the picture in the garden but i am worried maybe it might stunt the tomatoes anyone got a suggestion.
it also occured to me that you cant take chickensh t and make chiken salad. but i have to give her an f for effort
Nancy gets one more facelift and she'll be wearing a Van Dyke.
One of the Bell girls. Jeza.
Please stop the nightmare Freddie is going to come for us.
Full body shiver thinking she might even consider wearing less clothes, I vote she should wear even more clothes.
RecallCongressNow.org
WoW…………..who is that ol broad?……………….. Is that someone else's body on Nanny Botox's head?
But my all time #1 question from waaaaay back,,, Are those pearls real? Cha-ching!!!
She needed an entire crew just like the scene in Miss Congeniality. They used a secret air force base with more guards than Gitmo.
Barney Frank supervised the entire thing and said, "Eyebrows!. There should be two!"
COLD flap, really COLD !
It's a toss-up. Keep the crows and bugs out of your garden but risk no plant growth. Hmmmmm. Your call- sorry can't really help you there.
Put this picture up and down the border between AZ and Mexico. The hordes will turn on their heels.
burqua, maybe?
Too revealing, I was thinking more along the lines of an "iron maiden" or "full body condom"….
I swear I thought it was Katie Couric
Actually I was thinking "Ferengi"…
Add that to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1VTn80C5TM&fe...
Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack
"You must have really been something before electricity!"
no we work with what's there or close the lid
Beauty is only skin deep. But ugly goes straight to the bone.
Make sure there is at least 2 so that if one gets damaged we are still protected from her
How about we all chip in an buy her space suite with a dark visor to wear?
NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Darn it that's is an image that is going to be stuck in my head, stop the insanity. Where is my padded room?
Help
IF we can actually send her BACK to Mars, yes.
It appears they didn't use an airbrush…..they used embalming fluid!
Topless, in a thong maybe…?
Sorry, just threw up a little in my mouth again…
Mars is much to close, we need to send her further
I thought it was Katie Couric, too…. the magic of Hollywood. She's no Sarah Palin.
Airbrush? I'd say more of a dip tank.
You can put lipstick on a witch, and she's still a witch……
Hey at least it wasn't a picture of Claire McCaskill in her dominatrix getup!
Yeah, me too!
Is this an example of the first successful full-face transplant?
So not what a still-queasy preganant woman wants to see first thing in the morning … at least I haven't had breakfast yet — nothing to lose.
Just like everything else this Congress does, it's getting harder and harder for the media to obscure the truth, isn't it?
My God but you are evil, Missy. The thought of NP in a bikini has traumatized me for life! Thanks a lot!
(Cracks me up!)
I thought it was Katie Couric.
How about Barney Frank in "assless chaps"…?
Who the heck did they photograph? It looks NOTHING like Pelosi! I didn't know they needed a stunt double for congressmen.
Harry Reid's main squeeze,…………WOW
At least she has clothes on. That is a visual I DON'T want to see airbrush or not
Great. Now you have traumatized me for the next life, too.
Reminds me of the best prophetic movie ever – Brazil by Terry Gilliam (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088846/) especially the cosmetic surgery.
She hasn't been out in public for quite a while. Must have been at a great "Fat Farm" while she was revovering from the plastic surgery for a total face and hair makeover. I need to find out where so I can come out looking that thin and totally flawless. FACE OFF movie.
It could have been much much worse and involve Rosie O'donnell or Michael Moore…
Let those dance around for a minute.
LOL
I had kinda hoped to eat again, sometime, Missy8s. LOL. What would you even call the results of such a union? Anything you want, I suppose. Can't help but think the word "mutant" would be involved.
I'm blliinnnddd!.
Al Bundy
You can airbrush that beeotch til the cows come home, but she's still a marxist beeotch. May she rot in hell for all she's done to ruin this country.
Edit: Thursday Open Thread: Airhead Edition
All that photoshop and she still looks like hell. There is no way to keep the ugly inside Nancy, some of it always seeps out.
I thought Draw Muhammad day was May 20th.
you can smear lipstick on a pile of shit. You can photo-shop a pile of shit till it looks good. But, it's stil shit, it still smells like shit.
They used that laser at Lawrence Livermore Labs (the one that is so hot it will start a fusion reaction) as well.
BRAIN SCAR!
Pedro, you were looking into her soul – they are very similar.
Hey I really do not see the need to insult JackAsses like this.
The JackAss may suffer from a stereotype of being dumb-witted and/or stubborn. However, this beast was an integral part of aiding our ancestors to WORK their land and build a great country.
Manual labor is a noble pursuit and something Nancy knows NOTHING about.
Furthermore, the lowly jackass would have nothing to do with destroying the "City on the Hill" it helped to build.
I didn't know they has color film in 1912.
I thought it was Katie Couric. I just jumped to the end here so my apologies if someone already said this.
I believe it is Katie Couric
Who is that?
It’s actually done in photoshop with either the healing, cloning or smudge tool. If only this could done in real life. I’d be thumb smudging that crater face until it was smooth as glass. BTW…she’s still ugly as sin.
Sir you are simply the sickest person I have seen post here, excuse while I throw up.
What Nancy Pelosi would probably say: "Um, I am the most powerful and most beautiful Speaker of the House ever in the history of the country, and that photo on the cover of the magazine has not been airbrushed or retouched in any way, shape or form. I really am that gorgeous. I've never had plastic surgery or botox or anything. Just like my politics, everything about me is real. What you see is what you get. I look this good because I am a good and decent public servant."
Fake is as Fake is
Fake is as Fake is
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