What Should Obama Say Tonight?
by Paul A. RaheThe State of the Union Address is ordinarily a bore. It generally consists of a laundry list of proposals, and the list nearly always seems interminable. If Barack Obama has moxie, however, tonight could be different. His State of the Union Address could be a real game changer.

Here is how he could do it – if he was really intent on saving his Presidency and on turning a disgraceful performance in that office into something worthy of eulogy. This evening, after the usual formalities, he could say.
My fellow Americans, let me begin by stating the obvious. The state of our union is not good. We seem to be – we may be – coming out of a recession. But, if so, the recovery is not only jobless; it is accompanied by an increase in unemployment.
This is contrary to my expectation. When I became President, my economic advisers told me that the rate of unemployment would be considerably lower now than it is. They were mistaken, and I erred in taking their advice. The fault is mine. I may not have gotten us into a severe recession, but I advanced proposals and I pursued policies which have prolonged and deepened it. I am at fault.
To be precise, I signed into law a so-called stimulus bill that has thus far retarded economic growth by greatly increasing the size of the federal bureaucracy, the expense of supporting it, and the national debt. I urged Congress to pass cap-and-trade legislation that, had it become law, would have greatly increased the cost of energy, and I encouraged Congress to pass a healthcare reform that would have increased not only the cost of medical care but the burden on employers attendant on hiring. Everything that I did in my first year in office contributed to economic uncertainty and made employers less likely to hire and investors wary of investing. I am at fault.
When I became President, I knew next to nothing about economics. I had never run a business, and the only political experience that I had had was in running for office. I have now had a tutorial, and the lessons have been learned at a considerable expense – not just to me but to you. The fault is mine.
I have now learned those lessons, and I am now intent on doing everything within my power to promote an economic recovery and prosperity. To that end, I invite everyone in Congress – Republicans as well as Democrats – to join with me in reversing course.
First, I propose that we move towards a balanced budget and even towards a reduction in the national debt. To this end, I propose that Congress repeal the stimulus bill and enact a spending freeze and a hiring freeze with regard to all domestic programs, and I ask that Congress sanction the establishment of a bipartisan commission – made up of Republicans and Democrats in equal numbers – to recommend which federal programs should be eliminated. At the national level, we have been living beyond our means, and we cannot continue to do so. There are, I suspect, departments in the federal government that have no reason to exist: departments that concern themselves with matters – such as education – which are best left to the states, the localities, and individual citizens.
Second, I ask Congress to make permanent the tax cuts initially proposed by President Bush. I once spoke of the government creating jobs. I now realize that jobs in the government are parasitic on jobs in the private sector and that a tax code that punishes entrepreneurs for their success is a tax code that discourages the creation of jobs by the only people genuinely capable of creating the jobs that matter.
Third, I ask that for a three-year period Congress relieve employers of the payroll contribution made to the Social Security administration so that they can hire new workers and rehire as many as possible of those laid off.
Fourth, I call on Congress to set aside the cap-and-trade bill passed last year by the House of Representatives. To my dismay and embarrassment, we have recently learned that the work done by the Climatic Research Unit at the University of East Anglia, which formed the basis for the four reports issued by the United Nations’ Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, is a sham – that the data was doctored, that the computer simulation was a fraud, and that systematic efforts were made by the most prominent climate scientists to corrupt the peer-review process and suppress legitimate criticism: all for the purpose of imposing a strait jacket on the world economy. In my inaugural address, I promised to “roll back the specter of a warming planet” and “restore science to its rightful place.” I intend to be true to my word. Until there is a genuine consensus among the scientists dealing with climate change, I would urge that we do nothing at all. Above all, I urge that nothing be done that would slow down this country’s economic recovery or inhibit economic growth.
Fifth, I call on Congress to set aside the question of healthcare reform. I objected, when I ran for the Democratic nomination for the Presidency, to the notion that American citizens should be forced to buy health insurance. I regret having deviated from that position. I have learned in recent days by way of careful study that only a small proportion of those lacking health insurance lack it because it is unavailable to them. I now recognize that most of those without such insurance are either illegal immigrants, who do not deserve our support, or young people or well-to-do people with no need or desire for insurance. I do not doubt that changes need to be made in our healthcare system, but I am now persuaded that we should enact only those changes that can be made without adding directly or indirectly to the cost of insurance or the burden of taxation.
Sixth, I have decided to keep the prison at Guantamo open and to have all terrorists whom we catch tried by military tribunals. Here also I was in error. We are at war, ladies and gentleman. We have to win this war – and coddling terrorists is not the way to do it.
There is, of course, much else that could be said, but this is not the time. As a nation, we need at this point in our history to focus our attention on the economy and on the twilight war against Islamic terrorism in which we are now engaged.
I doubt very much whether President Obama will say anything of the sort. But if he did – and if he followed through – I am confident that he could restore his stature, regain a measure of popularity, and rescue his party from the cataclysmic defeat in store for it in November. I am told that Newt Gingrich once said of William Jefferson Clinton that the man never stopped learning. Can anything of the sort be said of Barack Obama? Soon – all too soon — we will learn.






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I resign as President of the United States?
Obama lies. he has had dozens of SOTUS addresses. People tune him out. He has rund out of opportunity to talk. (see Mass) The only salvation he and his cabel have is performance. No more "I saved 2 million jobs" He will have to let us observe unemployment fall. He is full of bull and must be regarded as what he is.
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He should say, "Socialism doesn't work — and I'm a dumbass for not getting the memo from the 20th Century."
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I was not a natural born citizen and I resign?? This stuff is really hard….I'm so in over my head….
"I've decided to do a co-presidency with Will Smith!"
To continue to fight through the months ahead for my personal vindication would almost totally absorb the time and attention of both the President and the Congress in a period when our entire focus should be on the great issues of peace abroad and prosperity without inflation at home.
Therefore, I shall resign the Presidency effective at noon tomorrow. Vice President Biden will be sworn in as President at that hour in this office.
(Borrowed from Nixon, but it fits)
THE ILLEGAL PRESIDENT'S STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS AFTER ONE WASTED YEAR IN OFFICE!
NOTHING HAS REALLY CHANGED! THERE IS NO CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN TO REPORT! IT WAS BUSH'S FAULT!
The End!
"I am told that Newt Gingrich once said of William Jefferson Clinton that the man never stopped learning. Can anything of the sort be said of Barack Obama? Soon – all too soon — we will learn."
His arrogance will not allow that unfortunately!
…"while I am up here, tell Harry Reid to fetch me a cup of coffee, and have Bill Clinton get me a cigar…….."
I personally don't care what this socialist sack of shyt has to say, he's going to lie to our faces and blame everyone but himself and the leftwing cretins in his admin.
If there's any intestinal fortitude, patriotism and righteous anger in the once proud Republican party then they better boo this leftwing sellout whenever he blames President Bush, blames republicans, panders to the socialist filth in our nation, attacks banks, corporations or small businesses, etc. Don't let this lying scum sucker get a free pass; let the American people know there are people in DC that won't stand for this or sit quietly by while our nation is deconstructed.
Don't be fooled America. He will sound as if he is sorry and that things will turn around. He will tug on the heart strings of all the liberals and people who are still in the dark about what is really going on in Washington. This spending freeze is a bunch of BS!! This again, is to make sure people go along with his so-called new approach to what goes in in Washington. You can't change overnight and this clown's act will never change. he is a liberal socialist and alway's will be!
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Obama should say that he doesn't have a magic want to make the social justice right now and people who want
jobs are just to greedy, and that he's working hard to stop all greed in this country, because he is the best
president ever, and his wife has the best arms. I think that's what he should say !
Ellie Light
Marxville, USA
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1) He will say that the SOTU is not about him but it will be all about him
2) He will continue to blame Bush.
3) He will continue to be in deliberate denial about his agenda being rejected.
He will lie, we all know this. There really is little point in watching him say things, tonight or any other time. What is important is what he does.
obamao is not capable of even getting close to speaking these words!!! once a liar always a liar!!!!
He better start speaking the damn truth…!
And maybe he could start smoking again, and lay off the telepromter a bit…Perhaps an intervention is in order?
Where are my DVD's…?
President Obama's Theme song during his State of the Union speech:
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=7lSliucgygc
Can't I just finish my waffles?
What a great start to the comments. it is going to hard to top.
You are right America and myself and my man-child team of juveniles need to grow up. China is cutting off our credit and we are cutting government wages and benefits for the duration of my time in office. I will sign no bills that do not reduce government spending or protect us here and abroad. Michelle and I will not have any more parties and Air-force 1 and other planes and copters will not be flown for government officials. All federal meetings will be via telephone and teleconference. No flights, hotels or meals for any federal government employee will be authorized until the debt is retired. We must tackle all entitlement programs and reduce government headcount. All federal wage and benefit packages will be evaluated and reduced in 6 month increments until they mirror the public sector. We will immediately eliminate food stamp programs and replace them with commodity boxes which will include beans and rice as well as powdered eggs and milk and grits with cooking directions.
He should say, "I'm a bozo, I can't handle the job, it's too
big for me, afterall, I only know how to bully and push
people around, and those darn tea party people are
getting to me, cause they're two steps ahead of me,
so therefore, I RESIGN….
I will not watch. I didn't even watch the inauguration. I'll read about it.
All grants will be halted. America, I have listened to you and as your President will do your will to reduce waste in big government and pay off our debts. Also, anyone who has defaulted on a government loan or been incarcerated is no longer eligible for any government assistance. All public housing of the future will be limited to an allotment of no more than 8×10 feet with meals prepared in a community kitchen based on economy. No more cell phones will be provided and there will not be electricity wasted on TVs. Libraries will be funded and people will work or they can read. No longer will your government pay people who are healthy to sit around and not work while having luxuries as well as necessities provided by the taxpayers. Every citizen who wants to live and is willing to work can find a job. The government owes you the opportunity to create a good life. We can only afford to provide by our standards a minimalist amount of social welfare programs. If you do not have the ability to provide for your children then they can be adopted of placed into orphanages which the charity of Americans will cover.
You know this bozo doesn't know the meaning
of truth….Surely you said that in jest….
What should he say?
I am in way over my head and apologize to the country, I hearby resign.
Stock market would be up 1000 points overnight
If you are here illegally, it is time to go home. Put your name on a list and wait your turn. Maybe you can spend time fixing your own country that America almost became. Now we will all be working to restore ours.
In closing let me say I am truly sorry. God Bless America. Thank you for allowing me to grow up at your expense.
You are so right!!…We need to watch what this weasel does,
not what he says…He hasn't said a true thing since day one.
We all know what Obama is going to say.
I'm wondering what Joe Wilson is going to say.
chicaga needs me
If you are here illegally, it is time to go home. Put your name on a list and wait your turn. Maybe you can spend time fixing your own country that America almost became. Now we will all be working to restore ours.
He will receive a standing ovation.
That would be a start. Followed by ………."I feel your pain…….."
Too funny!!, And please tell Antsy Nancy to sit still, she
make me stutter……
This is going to be a Woodstock type love fest tonight.
I'm making popcorn.
It really doesn't matter what he says.
We all know that he gives great speeches this will probably be one.
The problem is the governing, and will still be the problem tomorrow.
I will not be listening.
any bets if he addresses his "progressive" friends??
"You gosta give MORE………………..Or you bees racist!" [REV Wright]
I've been stuck on stupid, a socialist dick and I quit. Please send me back to Kenya with my tail between my legs.
Joe Wilson was on Cavuto tonight.
He promised he was going to behave.
They probab;y made him sign an agreement, promising to keep his mouth shut, under penalty of waterboarding.
Great Satan, don't hold back!!…lol….I couldn't
help myself….I agree with every word you said.
I'll just add, he's the biggest weasel I've ever
seen in my lifetime……
Yes Cardon, my good man…Quite the retorical statement isn't it…
He should say simply "I resign"….I'm not a US citizen, and I'm incompetent.
We'll roll the dice with Biden, even though he likes bribes.
yes a divine intervention…like maybe lightening striking him every time he lies….
What Should Obama Say Tonight?
Obama:
"Let me be Clear…. I am a Progressive in the vein of Marx, Stalin, Mao and my other heroes. I have tried hard to implement Saul Alinski's rules for radicals. I have outspent every president and plan to spend spend spend until the Evil Capitalist System is crushed under its own weight.
I have increased the size of Government to where Government is larger than the private sector.
I have made promises I never intended to keep such as transparency and working across the aisle. I have supported Reid and Pelosi. I have allowed members of Congress to be bribed or bought off in State deals that make Independents Cringe.
I have lost the ability to help fellow Democrats win elections.
I have taken 12 strokes off my golf game and learned to surf.
Look and me, I am cool.
I am the Chosen one.
I missed out on the Olympics but I won the Global Peace medal award, just before I sent an additional 30 thousand troops to Afghanistan and approved predator missile strikes in Northern Pakistan.
I forced Congress to waste a year on health care bills even Democrats hate.
Yep, I be the man, light skinned and all, and I will speak with a Negro dialect when it suites me.
So get ready for 3 more years of pain, cause I aint doin nothing for you.
Now, who's up for some hoops?"
Beat us to it
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Shucks, that would leave us with President Gaffe Machine.
Could be better, could be worse, either way we're screwed.
Atty Orly Taitz sues Obama in Washington DC over his lack of Constitutional eligibility to be the President. Orly’s Quo Warranto filed in DC 1/25/10. Copy of the Complaint can be obtained here.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/25814311/Orly-s-Quo-War...
"Tonite I am announcing that because of my great contributions to society and the world, I have decided to have my body cryogenetically frozen after this term and will come back in the future when people finally realize they need me to rule the world for their survival"
SOTU will only be FU speech because he will continue doing what he was programmed to do. An abuser strokes softly with one hand while brutally hitting with the other.
nope sorry no waiting list….permanently banned should be the case…we have enough of our own home grown criminals thank you….
“I Barry Hussein Obama!” And the audience of congressional sycophants chime in with a, “mmm-mmm-mmm.” Barry continues, “do hereby declare that,” the audience now in a deafening silence in anticipation of Himself’s next syllable, “Hope and change,” Sheila Jackson Leigh and Maxine Waters pass out, clutching in the aisle, weeping inconsolably in the presence of their Messiah, “is dead.” Joe Wilson jumps from his seat with a confused look realizing what he’d heard in a deflated tone, “he tells the…truth.” The hall breaks to a befuddled silence, as Barry leaves the stage in a gruff.
Meanwhile throughout America street celebrations begin, as prosperity returns to America.
The media attack machine is primed to go after any Republican in advance. I say they all sit on their hands in protest. If push comes to shove I say they bum-rush the podium and take turns punching his friggin pelotas off.
Oh Yeah!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdvITn5cAVc&fe...
There'll be dancin'. Dancin' in the streets………….
Of course he'll say what's written for him on the teleprompter.
Yeah, that would give us slow Joe Biden…heaven help us.
I was confused in another thread earlier as well. Too funny when I figured it out.
This Syntax makes sense.
From Time magazine..finally something of value:
"In just over a year, Obama has gone from a hopemonger destined to change America and revitalize the Democratic Party to a foundering President – from a man determined to bring America's best values to a capital gone bad to a man who has reinforced everything the country hates about government and politics. "
Even though they mispelled " floundering".
Did you notice the broken acorn?
From time to time I track him down and make him cry, it's very entertaining.
Take the pain Joe
Tell it like it is.
Dang, I knew I shouldn't have taken a nap today lol !! BTW could you imagin Biden as Pres and Pelosi as VP !!! Just the thought makes me want to scrub my brain with a wire brush !!!
Poor attempt at humor…?
At least we would get a good laugh while we are being raped, with Obama it's all business
you can bet on that one….
a founder he isn't that's for sure….if that's what they really meant to say….
No we don't moverdude. Why do you think we rigged all our state elections to get him out of here.
What Should Obama Say Tonight?
I'd say "I resign" until you look at who would succeed Him. Then again gaffes hurt less than gashes.
I can't add to what he should say ( with all of the posts so far ) But I can add what I'd like to see.. The whole republican party stand and holler " YOU LIE" after every BS claim he makes !!!
LMAO, beat me to it. Well done, as usual.
Guess you beat everyone to that punch. Take a bow.
You just hit Mr. Rahe's fat pitch into the next galaxy.
I'd like him to show me his birth certificate.
Then I'd like him to say that he is quitting to spend more time with his family in KENYA!
Good deal.
Make him squeal.
Brett Baier described Obama's tone today in the off-the-record lunch with journalists as *defiant*. So, I suspect he will once again talk down to us, that we just aren't listening, and we are too ignorant to share his devine vision. So, I suggest shaken, not stirred.
If they don't post it with 62 different cities, the joke kinda sucks.
Yes.
I heard that on the news. Interesting, eh?
He should say "I resign".
Change you could believe in.
He was aching to say SO much more in his video blog, I thought. I watch Brett's online aftershow, where he lets his hair down, so I feel like I read him pretty well. And, I totally read between the lines, *get ready to get pissed off*.
I probably will watch, it may be interesting. What I DON'T want to hear him say is "Paukeeston" or "Tollybon". GRrrrrr makes me nuts!
Damn it, why shouldn't Obama be defiant?
Thanks to our ignorance (especially you folks in Massachusetts), he has accomplished one thing he set out to do.
Even Bill Aires is not returning his calls anymore.
I've rethought this. I think he should come on, say "I bought a dog", and walk off.
If Joe speaks up I will give him *more* money.
Did you hear the Ellie is really a man? I didn't have a chance to hear the entire story, but yep, a guy!
maybe he can use these lines…..
http://www.moonbattery.com/obama-bs-doll.jpg
lol…thanks for the laugh
Obama/Biden/Pelosi.
300,000,000 people and we get these three?
I honestly couldn't tell you which one would be more disastrous than the other.
Ah, you should have mended fences with your brother, now I don't think he'll welcome you back.
Yes. I distinctly got the impression that brett was hedging. He looked uncomfortable.
Half way through his lies *cough* speech, he will tell everyone to pay no attention to that man behind the curtain…
camera pans to stage left revealing…dunn dunn dunnnnn….the one and only Georgie Soros.
Thanks for that! Just sent to all my gal pals!
"Good-bye".
for a second there I thought you were going to say anita….
OK, with you there – now, how many??
Load up girlfriend!
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HA!! Didn't notice it was broken. Hilarious stuff using the same AV, though.
Wow! You conservatives really have your head on backwards…short-term memory perhaps??? Bush left us in this crisis, not Obama. Had Obama NOT bailed out the large corporations, we would be in far worse shape than we are now. And as far as healthcare is concerned, there are millions…yes, MILLIONS of Americans that work hard, pay taxes and DON'T QUALIFY for healthcare. The bill isn't a hand-out to free-loaders, it's an opportunity for millions of people to get insurance. I make well over six figures a year, yet due to a "pre-existing" condition, no amount of money could get me coverage because I DON'T QUALIFY to purchase insurance as an individual…only through a spouse or though an employer can I get it…so, say I want to start my own business, or retire early…nope, outta luck!
Also, we pay more than DOUBLE in healthcare expenses than any other nation in the world!…but we rank 37th in the quality of care we receive…you know who's number 1? France! You don't realize that insurance companies don't care about you, they are only interested in making a profit. Saying you don't want government to tell you what to do is like saying the government shouldn't tell you to wear a seatbelt, or put your infant in a car seat…idiots! You don't even realize when something will benifit you!
A teleprompter malfunction would be a gift from Heaven. He'd be forced to revert to "LOOK….uh, uuuuuuhhh, um……. uhhhh stimulus and uh, uhhhhhhhhhhhhh JOBS… uh, er, I uhhhhhh. Let me be clear…. uh……..uh……. er and uhhhh CHANGE."
Good luck, all of you…I'm considering moving to France if this nation gets any crazier with the blind-leading-the-blind mentality and dumber than dumb Glen Becks and Sarah Palins commenting on matters they now ZERO about! Don't believe me? Just look at their educational level and Christian-conservative beliefs…Sarah doesn't even believe dinosaurs existed!!!! WTF??? And global warming…do nothing??? Again, you are all idiots! Read a friggin science artical once in a while…it's real people, and "doing nothing" is just about the most shoot-yourself-in-the-foot advice I've ever heard!
After months of saying, "We must pass health care NOW!" Will he join Reid and Pelosi in saying, "There is no hurry to pass health care!" THEY CHANGE THERE MINDS EVERY DAY…jump from one "crisis" to another!
Wasn't sure how to do the music portion, my bad!
have a nice life in France…don't let the door hit you on the way out….
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