Tiger and Barack
by Paul A. RahePictures are, they say, worth a thousand words – and sometimes this is really so.
Do you remember the photograph of Bill Clinton on the cover of Cigar Aficionado, brandishing a stogie? If you do, my bet is that you are laughing now. At the time of the Monica Lewinsky scandal, that photograph got a lot of mileage.

Well, on the cover of this month’s Golf Digest, there is another photograph well worthy of attention.
In it, thanks to the wonders accomplished by Photoshop, Tiger Woods appears dressed as a caddy, bending over Barack Obama as the latter squats and considers a putt. In the magazine itself, Mr. Woods provides the President with golfing advice.
The juxtaposition is apt. These two men are a lot of alike. Both are Americans of African descent, but neither is an African-American as the term is ordinarily used – for neither is descended from a New World slave.
In his chosen profession, moreover, each of these men is exceedingly accomplished; and in the recent past, both have been dazzlers, commanding respect, admiration, and even adulation.
Nor do the similarities end here, for, as it turns out, neither man is what he purports to be, and neither commands admiration in the fashion that he once did.
The gap between the image that Tiger Woods so carefully cultivated and the life he actually led is a matter perhaps best left to the tabloids.
That between the image once projected by Barack Obama and the reality with which we have had to live is another matter, worthy of attention and reflection – for, like it or not, our fate is tied up with his.
As a candidate, “No Drama Obama” presented himself as a moderate, promising that his administration would be the most transparent in history, that it would be bipartisan, and that there would be no tax hikes – except on high earners.
There were indications, to be sure, that something else might be in the offing. In her stump speech early on, Michele Obama repeatedly asserted that Americans are “cynical” and “mean” and have “broken souls” and that the lives “that most people are living” have “gotten progressively worse since I was a little girl.”
These words were not reassuring.
For his part, Mr. Obama repeatedly pledged to “transform” America; and, in his exchange with Joe the Plumber, he spoke of “spreading the wealth around.”
Moreover, it was hard to believe that a man so long comfortable with the unrepentant terrorist Bill Ayers and with the racist demagogue Jeremiah Wright would prove to be a middle-of-the-road president.
But, with the help of the mainstream media, Mr. Obama managed to persuade a sufficient number of Americans to overlook his suspect associations, and he proved to be a master of indirect communication, intimating one thing in coded language to his radical supporters while saying something entirely different to those not in the know.
If Obama has gone down in the polls further and faster than any first-year president in the last half-century, it is because his pose as a moderate proved to be a fraud perpetrated on the American people, and the same fact explains the precipitous decline in television viewers for CNN and the other networks that flacked – and still flack – for the Democratic Party.
Obama’s is, in fact, the least transparent and most bitterly partisan administration in American history. The so-called stimulus bill was written behind closed doors and voted into law by Congressmen who had never read it. The Republicans were not consulted when it was drawn up, and the bill itself showered with gold a great variety of constituencies associated with the Democratic Party.
The Department of Justice has in the last eleven months operated in an openly partisan fashion, and the national debt has increased to a level that will require draconian tax increases down the line.
Moreover, no sane American believes that any of the healthcare reform bills under consideration will do anything but accelerate the increase in medical costs, and they all know that it will eventuate in massive tax increases.
Barack Obama is like Tiger Woods in one crucial respect. He bamboozled us, and he has now lost our trust. Whether either man can recover the admiration he once basked in remains to be seen.





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I predicted a week before the Right would display this act of desperation. Has it been a week already?
I think all of America should drop Obama and his minion's like a 2 foot putt.
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I guess their approval ratings are both in the toilet, eh?
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Spread the word NOW!!
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Tiger holds stick for POTUS
Sadly neither man posesses humility or respect for himself or others who have supported them and perhaps been loyalists or "devotees". These narcisstic men are a cancer and a scourge in the midst of honest and loving people who always give them the "benefit of the doubt". They both knew the lies, the scams and the deceit they were (and are) perpetrating on the public. They are without conscience and deserve little forgiveness in return. So sad that the "icon" potential was built as a house of cards….the public hand has removed the cornerstone.
Justifiably so…. I hope his children are going to be okay….
You're only gonna get one chance to sink it so you better hurry.
There's a tea party of 4 (million) waiting to tee off!
Are those your approval ratings in the hole or mine?
O my. Tiger's gonna "give his tip" to B.O. in that rather suspect posture? Yeah, and both would enjoy it no doubt…
That's a funny picture. And on this months issue, that's unfortunate.
Collectors Item ?
Obama is "exceedingly accomplished". Really?
Yes, he is "exceedingly accomplished". Unfortunately, for the American public, it far exceeds his capabilities.
What happened to his "Community organizing" skills, the only thing that he has ever accomplished?
Obama wants Tiger's advice on golf. Clinton wants Tiger's advice on milfs.
Has Obama come out as a mistress to Tiger now too? It looks like he's taking it up the arse in this picture. Priceless along with his dwindling approval ratings!
Tiger swings both ways
timing……….priceless
"1 Tip Obama Can Take From Tiger"
Only if you're a liberal! Conservatives know better!
did anyone catch the actor will smith interviewing obama? it was weird he told the president "michelle is a fine lookin woman" right in front of his own wife. some weird dudes
I would say he is promoted beyond his capabilities. I would not say he is accomplished. Nobel Peace Prize – hollow award for an empty suit.
Either Will Smith's eyesight is going, or he's kissing up, brotha style.
Obama is accomplished? Coulda fooled me. Maybe as a liar?
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"In his chosen profession, moreover, each of these men is exceedingly accomplished; and in the recent past, both have been dazzlers, commanding respect, admiration, and even adulation."
In Obama's case his only real accomplishment is being elected President. Other than that what has he done?
A,community organizer, a legislator who frequently voted present, a Senator for 143 days. Used the Chicago Way to have his opposition removed from elections for both his legislature and Senate bids, where he ran either literally or essentially unopposed.
There's a petition? Where do I sign up? I love petitions and I'm with you guys all the way…black people involved with white chicks is all the proof I need to see Obama is a Socialist! I'm so sorry I doubted you. When black dudes start chasing and actually having sex with all our hot white women, you gotta know that's ACORN's fault!
Now we know why those two ACORN offices asked Hannah Giles to leave because her sleazy prostitute outfit was showing all the ACORN workers her boobs and vagina and well….she's a white chick and black ACORN women ain't got no love for a white chick showing the goods. That must be a Tiger and Obama thing right?
Tiger is a black guy banging hot white chicks dude! You had to know these racist tea-baggers were going to make the tie to Obama eventually. Desperation breeds desperate tactics.
"Call me Harold!"
Tiger can give advice to both Obama and Clinton.
There are just so many things disturbing about this articles image.
10 tips Obama can take from Tiger? I thought we were up to fourteen already.
Whether or not Obama retains, or regains, admiration is not the important issue. It is at best, although important, a side – issue. What IS important is that HE AND HIS TEAM, i.e. the "Democratic" Party and the acolytes, sycophants in the "Republican" Party , ARE CAPTAIN AND CREW OF THE SHIP OF STATE,, and shall continue to be for the foreseeable future. They therefore have the authoritiy and power to take it, the USA, where they choose, whether or not the passengers like or agree with the destination. By 2010, they will all be well on their way to their intended port of call, and since they are acting willfully, completely contrary to their
advertised itinerary, who can stop them, and how? To believe that "discussion" and "reason" will influence them , and to wait until 2010 for their acceptance of reasoned discussion, may be too little and too late. They are in the main lawyers, All lawyers know that it is far easier to get law codified, onto the books, than it is to
get it removed. The most recent history of their "unconstitutional" handling of rights protected and guaranteed
by the Constitution, e.g. "political correctness" as the most obvious evidence.
Obama has ACCOMPLISHED nothing except stealing elections with Chicago thug politics. Sarah Palin has more real political experience than BO and Biden put together.
Gives new meaning to the word "putts."
Obama will be outed for his indiscretions eventually….after all he is a democrat and they think everything they do is untouchable..Clinton..???
Is there not some legal way to stop this man? He has lied and mislead the American people. His past is in question as well as his future intentions. He has no respect for the constitution or individual rights and freedoms. He is pushing the US into grave financial jeopardy with various schemes that will bankrupt the nation and it's people. He has made it quite clear that he intends to redistribute this nations wealth. I for one do not wish to be forcefully bankrupted for the purpose of being made a ward of the nanny state. I have no doubt that he will be prominently portrayed in the history books as the man who brought down the greatest nation on earth. I ask again, is there no way to stop this before it's too late?
Just a cover of two guys who think more of themselves than anyone else does.
They lifted themselves up believing they could not fall.
One down, one to go.
"he has now lost our trust" Lost our trust??!! Hilarious!!! It was only the stupid and naive that ever trusted that charlatan, Obama. It grieves me that so many of my fellow Americans could have been so dumb as to be taken in by this snake oil salesman.
The article itself reads as parody.
I laughed out loud as the writers channeled Tiger and Obama and offered their tips to each other. So great.
I can't wait for the sequel where they talk 'performance enhancers."
Okay, now hold still whilest I slip it in from behind – Tiger
mmm mmm mmm – Obama
Unfortunately with the doubling of medical costs relative to wages in 10 years already happened, i think the government's screwed us all.
bamboozled… I think the correct term actually starts with an f.
tiger to barrak –is this they way you like it? feel good? now about than job in your administration.
she has a disney evil villianess look to her, it was weird cause will smiths wife was just sitting there, it just shows these fools have no sense, compliment another womans beauty like that in front of your own wife, dudes out to lunch
Two Perfect Putz"
Look at Obama taking tips from that great "player" Tiger Woods. Soon Obama will be galavanting all over the country playing every hole he find with his little putter.
It's an act of desperation to compare two fallen men especially when you have a national magazine cover that sets it up for you? Not drawing parallels when they are so obvious would be strange. Glenn Beck has nothing to do with this article. White chicks are involved with Obama?
Wow. This is another great example of the insanity of the left and how Alex Jones seems reasonable in comparison. Keep it up, man, you're illustrating the rancorous and unhinged nature of the left in spades.
Yup. It's sad, but given Obama's youth and the example set by his father, the moral compass of a modern Democrat (that is, totally absent), the power, and the isolation of screwing things up big time, there are or will be bimbos. Mark my words. There Will Be Bimbos.
you couldn't make any less sense if you used a random phrase generator.
To steal from a popular bumper sticker in the '90s:
"Obama: Doing To America What Tiger Did To Elin"
Yea, have your women,play,make lots of money and don't get caught…..
if you really study, the historical method will appear
Barack: I promise I will putt the ball straight down the middle.
Tiger: That putt breaks hard to the left.
Well lets who did something worse .. We got tiger who is a womanizer. We got Obama who has lied about everything he says.. Example, Medicare will be left alone, Medicare re-embursments have dropped / cut by 30% and up depending on speciality, Global warming another biggie , U.S. citizenship real biggie .. who is worse .. I think they need to man up and face the music or funeral music as the case maybe goodbye golf and goodbye Presidency .. Oh well .. You decide .. Wake up Americans unless you want to be a socialist government controlled nation undre shia law .. Wake up now read and learn about what is happening in our country..
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