Pork Report November 19, 2009: Party Cruise Edition
by The Pork Report“Are caged chickens miserable?,” asks three-year study funded by the U.S. Department of Agriculture
Party cruise ship receives $123,000 stimulus grant to protect it from terrorist attacks; “We feel that we’re really a low threat for a terrorist incident,” says owner, “but the stimulus was a nice perk.”
U.S. government made more than $98 billion in erroneous payments this year alone
Federal grant intended to prevent tobacco use spent on junkets, tribal elections, and publishing a newspaper
Utah police spend stimulus funds for a video recorder disguised as a box to monitor skate ramps at a park; Resident who uses the park said he has seen nothing worse than a few kids pushing each other in the park
U.N. spends U.S. aid and other nation’s contributions on extravagant gathering of dictators
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"U.N. spends U.S. aid and other nation’s contributions on extravagant gathering of dictators."
Would that be for the CONgressional Christmas Party?
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Wake Up America! we need to get out of the UN! How dare the dictators and thugs of Africa chide us about not doing enough to help them. They as leaders of their countries live lavish life styles while their people are starving because of their own corruption. We need to stop wasting our money and use that money here at home ot educate people so they can get rich by themse;ves instead of having Obama and the democrats stealing from the people are educated and work to gte ahead to suport them. wake Up America! If you give someone food each day they become dependant upon you. If you teach them to grow their own food they become independant and self reliant. The democrats want you dependant that's why they have fought the war on proverty but can't ever get close to winning! They don't want too! they ned you to be dependant! just like the dictators in Africa! They steal from the people and give it to themselves. Wake up america and take back your country.
If Africa will ever feed itself we have to let them struggle to make changes. in other words we cut off the money that goes into the leaders pockets or kill them or both and let the people have some freedom and they will start to feed themselves and have prosperity. Giving them money is what we have done for tw hundred years and it hasn't changed a thing. Wake Up America! the porgressives of the world are idiots who can noit learn from the past and are willing to make you repeat it over and over for the power it will give them. Get the USA out of the UN!
Wait. This is a study? Since when do I care about the feelings of chickens in cages when they will soon be battered and deep fried and on my plate?
The Caged Chicken link is dead.
$98 billion in waste! Yet the governement wants us to let control our health care! Give me a break! These people are insane! Menally ill! The total *&^^$&&&^ politians in Washington need to be horse whipped and then tarred and feathered and run out of town on a rail! When they solve the waste and corruption talk to me about helath care we don't need or want. till then shut up and get out of real Aamericans way of doing business. Health care isn't about health it's about power. The Politicals want power over you! They want to control how you live. What you eat! Where you live and how you live. They want to steal your wealth and spread it around, but they won't let any of their wealth be messed with or have their health care touched by the bureaucrats. Oh no! they deservet he best of everything because they are elected. Horse Hockey! when the politicals who shout spread the wealth give away their last dollar and accept governement run health care for themselves then talk to me about sharing the wealth and health care. But they won't give theirs just yours! Wake Up America! These **&&^&&^* political hacks are stealing us blind. They are going to make slaves of your children! Wake Up befoe its too late!
My wife grew up in Africa, and she agrees. Charity does no good there. Corrupt officials take the money, and if you send food or supplies, it's consumed immediately. Meat on the hoof, seeds to grow plants–eaten. Keeping chicken so that one can eat its eggs is unheard of in Africa. They'd rather eat the chicken now than wait for eggs later. The thought process: "I may die tomorrow, but I'll eat well tonight." The concept of delayed gratification is foreign on that continent.
Best solution: cut the umbilical cord and let them sink or swim on their own. They've no one to blame but themselves.
Democratic Response :
1)“Are caged chickens miserable? — I have eaten many of them, they have never complained, but you have to be sure we dont want to be cruel.
2) Party cruise ship receives $123,000 stimulus grant to protect it from terrorist attacks; — We admit this might have been a mistakr, apparently terrorists seem to prefer stripper bars
3) U.S. government made more than $98 billion in erroneous — Ah, it's not our money why should we care? anyway 98 billion is chump change, just a rounding error, HATE THE RICH!
4)Federal grant intended to prevent tobacco use spent on junkets — Another successful and typical vote buying binge on our part, whats wrong with this, we do it all the time?
5) Utah police spend stimulus funds for a video recorder disguised as a box to monitor skate ramps — More saved jobs! I mean that box would have been out of work otherwise!
6) U.N. spends U.S. aid … on extravagant gathering of dictators — Obama was attending, you dont expect our President to go to anything other than a first class event do you?!?
The only serious comment I have to make is our poor kids
Ha mine too, complete waste of time to funnel charity through the government, just makes more charity cases and enriches the government.
Instead of studying whether or not chickens got there feelings hurt they should just do a study of how miserable the American people will be after the government takes over health care. Or how about how miserable we will all be when we can't afford to heat our homes due to cap & tax.
Or how about a study of how miserable our kids will be when they learn they have to pay back the $12 trillion in debt we owe to china.
God Help Us.
Chickens have, what, a brain the size of a dried pea, if they are miserable they don't know it. So, it's pretty fair to say that the results of any Caged Chicken Misery Index will be rigged.
Thank God they aren't aware they will be Kentucky Fried Chicken in a few weeks. I guess what would logically follow would be funds flowing into Chicken Mental Health Services.
I wish I hadn't said that because some birdbrained lefy looking for grant money just caught an idea.
None of this surprises me. Is that the problem?
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