Obama’s Plentiful Golf Rounds Make Him Perfect Candidate to Plug the Hole in the Gulf
by Kyle OlsonCritics of the amount of golf President Obama has been playing need to look at the bright side: it’s equipped him for a very serious task at hand.
Since he’s shown such pitiful leadership for a president purporting to care about the environment, perhaps he can put his finely-tuned golf skills to the test and stop the oil spill in the gulf.
The New York Times reported that BP now plans to use such things as golf balls to plug the hole and stop the oil from spewing into the Gulf of Mexico.
The lights should be going off above the heads of all the handlers in the White House: the president’s moment of glory has arrived. He suddenly would be hip and cool again. Mr. President, we need you to shoot the golf balls into the hole.
If Kosmo Kramer can shoot a ball into the blow-hole of a whale, surely you can land a few in the name of saving the southeast coastal region. You’d be the hero. Everything would turn around and your party might not be decimated nearly as badly in November.
Then you can stand up and tell America that you lent your unique abilities to save the day.
So instead of criticizing BP, “chewing out” local officials and bumming around Chicago, save the day. Put the golf skills you’ve been spending hours improving to good use. We’re depending on you!
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We're depending on Obama?
We're doomed!
I remember this episode on Seinfeld. I think the "Soup Nazi" is my favorite episode. "No Soup for you, one year!!"
I go from being angry, to depressed, to not sleeping……… it's kind of a viscous cycle really.
I'm just sick at heart watching my country and my childrens' future being destroyed.
Word. We nicknamed my dad the "Food Nazi" because he loved to cook but was a terror to anyone in his kitchen.
We have two blow-holes emanating pollutants at an alarming rate – one for over 18 months, the other for almost 6 weeks.
The former will take much longer to recover from.
(sigh) Boy do I miss GWB and Reagan!!!!!
Ditto the Soup Nazi and "The Contest" to determine who could stay master of his domain. Classics. Of course, any episode with Newman was great.
I hear ya. But as long as we can all do SOMETHING to help turn things around, no matter how small, we can make the changes needed.
I just don't like Obama.
It goes beyond his policy. I just don't like him on a personal level. He is nothing but a thug. I don't like it.
When the economy collapses it's his 'People' what are going to suffer the worst.
In the real world, if you don't do your job you're history. I think he seems overwhelmed.
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That's the obama legacy – an improved golf score. Does that not remind you of Nero and his burning of Rome, so he could have a new and bigger house?
Ditto that! I wish I could put a billboard in my yard..ya know, the one with GWB waving saying "Miss me yet?"
"I go from being angry, to depressed, to not sleeping…"
Just follow the forth step – " I'm made as hell and not gonna take it any more" – and we have a chance of putting this Country back on the right path.
I can't wait to vote in November.
Or "Man's Hands" The episode where the good looking lady that Jerry was dating had huge man looking hands. She twists the cap off of a bottle of beer, and Jerry thinks….that wasn't even a twist off bottle LOL. The ending to Seinfeld was funny and I think fitting for those characters.
Too funny. I'm sitting here eating sweet corn. I just love summertime. My husband was nice and cooked it for me : )
Me, too. 'Specially Ronnie. If he were still around and healthy, he'd be b!tch-slappin' the libs right about now.
Cool. I'd give anything to hear my dad holler at me again for overcooking the pasta.
Is that a Titleist?
Hah… I chimed in with a sloppy bit of sarcasm last week saying how the leak is Dubya's fault and Obama is doing a magical job. Imagine my surprise when (as NewsBusters reported) the leftists at Time and MSNBC are quite seriously blaming Bush! Clowns.
Obama Crisis Response = Affirmative-Action Doofus Duffer Aimlessly Adrift
My grandma made the best chicken and dumplings from scratch. She never measured anything..always just a pinch of this or that. She died in 2009 and I miss being in her kitchen as a child.
The only hole I want to see Obama plug is his pie hole!
"It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right….I hope you had the time of your life."….We'll be singing this song to Obama!!
That is very funny! I will forward on to all I know.
How many golf balls would that take? I will personally go and purchase those.
My husband just said that he probably already does take balls in his face.
Hmmm. May be right. Where are the stories of all the old girlfriends?
Silly thing is Barry probably thinks it's just that simple… after all: exploration, production, engineering, and such is certainly not government work!
Obama's Plan D: Plug the damn hole with a HUGE 18th hole Flag!!!
It could work…
govt. burreaucrats hate the oil spill because it means they actually have to try to do some work, instead of sittin around doin nothing and getting a paycheck from us. Theres no incentive, they get paid the same whether theres an oil spill or not.
Good point. My husband also thinks Michelle my Belle looks like a hermaphrodite.
Four! As in fourty one days and counting………
Hussein should quit playing with balls and take this situation seriously. All we need to stop the oil leak is for him to fly Moochelle down and drop her in. If her junk in the trunk doesn't plug it up, nothing will.
What's not to like about a narcissistic thin-skinned racist socialistic wannabe dictator?
You are so very, very bad. Next time you get to clean my monitor and keyboard. ROLFL.
Yeah, that wookie puts Tranny GaGa to shame.
Heh, just don't spew Mtn. Dew… that's the worst!
Your ability to turn a phrase is truely unparallelled.
Ahhh, giddy-up…
When someone tells you the leak is Bush's fault, remind them of which President negotiated and pushed through (and took much credit for) the Deep Water Royalty Relief Act of 1995. That Act is what funded the development of deep water drilling technology and provided incentives for the oil companies.
Without the DWRRA, it's quite likely that the leaking well would not exist.
DWRRA of 1995, see Title III.
This may be off thread, but mabe not:
http://www.resistnet.com/forum/topics/gene-simmon...
Loved it. Seems fitting for Memorial Day.
Obing-bong is on to something. Taxpayers will be footing the bill for the range balls and his game will undoubtedly improve. For all the good he has done to instill confidence, bloodying his hands trying to clog the hole himself would be just as effective. Yeah, maybe he can get some Cubans to help-out, exchanging range balls for cigars…
Thank you, though 'anomalous' is, perhaps, more apt.
They say that the Hacker-in-Chief…………………….the First Duffer…………………….usually takes well in excess of 5 hours to golf 18 holes, because of all the time he spends in the woods looking for his ball.
SO………………………..Some of Our tax dollars, are paying part of his $400,000.00 annual salary, so he can try and find his lost balls……………….nice. That's really…………………nice.
The NYT says he sucks at golf.
I’m still waiting see our Barry, the most magnificent messiah raise his arms instantly stopping the flow of oil?
Cool! Yeah, Gene's been a long time, hard core supporter of our military… done a lot of good.
This waste of taxpayer's money is beyond insane, considering the fact that he already knows where his balls are…. in Moochelle's purse.
Yeah no kidding. I've learned not to take a drink before I read here. I just got a new screen and hard drive for my laptop.
What a ghetto booty, I'm telling ya.
That was GREAT!!! Thanks!!
Come on fellas,.you are making this south side mama into,…..
another Sapphire,……….ahh,………Andy
Heard that thelatest effort to pug up the hole has also failed,…….
I guess that "news conference",………
was a bit premature.
Maybe the crew that Obama sent down there a month ago to blow up the wellhead did too good a job.
Oh my, my yes, she do have the back-side and grace of a "Charging Rhinoceros." She would be "clog worthy."
It’s hard work screwing America, Barry needs his down time!
only demented braid dead progressive libtard socialists could like anything about barry….I despise everything about him….
I'd make a comment but I like my posting privileges….
absolutely great advice….
yaaa,…we really gotta get these presidents to stop blowing things up.
golf isn't the only thing he sucks at…unfortunately for We The People….
It could work.
Funny because when I heard they were going to use golf balls I thought about Kramer too. I just don't know if Obama is that good, but it's a wonderful idea to get him (since he likes to play golf and plays about 5 hours straight) to do it.
Hey, it's worth a try and I'm sure she'd hold up just fine. Never underestimate the strength of an angry wookiee.
If you were an MSM "Journalist", and could not or would not excoriate Mr Obama the way Mr Bush was crucified daily, how could you possibly expect creditibility and respect?
I guess if you ignore Mr Obama playing golf constantly and poorly, while the oil flows, then none of it really happened.
Hey, a Prez has to have a monthly vacation…Right?
That was funny.. Wish to folks who send FWD's had as good a sense of humor…Now this…
Malia: "Daddy, did you plug the hole?"
Obama: "Not yet, honey, I'll do it right after I play golf and the Barbara Boxer fundraiser, !" "I'm not known as the "DimReaper" for nothing..!!!."
Malia "I thought you liked her?"
Obama "Not really, she's a loser, plus, I want to keep the streak alive!!" ""daddy's 0 for 5!!"
Malia: "but daddy, but daddy, I like living in the White House!!"
Obama " Not to worry honey, we ain't leavin"……….
+1!
I …..AM ….a marine biologist.
I have to agree with all 3 of you….I can't stand anything about this lieing sack of s–t either….
He has got to be the worse president we ever had,,It will be hard to beat him for that #1
spot!!
braid=brain…my bad…
http://usataxpayer.org/htm/missme.htm
Then: As soon as it looked like it was gonna be sealed, liver-lips Obama quickly announced that his administration is "100% focused on the leak," then he dashed down to the Gulf disaster area for a 3 hour photo-op. That was so demanding he had to take another vacation.
Now: Ooooops, the seal didn't work so it's back to "the failure of BP's latest effort" and "Bush did it."
Obama has plenty of time to help Calderon bash Arizona.
OBAMA HAS ZERO TIME TO SECURE THE BORDER.
Obama has plenty of time to assist illegal aliens.
OBAMA HAS ZERO TIME FOR THE NASHVILLE FLOODS.
Obama has plenty of time for photo ops with basketball teams.
OBAMA HAS ZERO TIME FOR THE GULF OIL DISASTER.
Obama has 2 days to raise funds for Barbra Boxer.
Has Chris Matthews lost his tingle?
http://usataxpayer.org/?0010001016
TRAITORS – Enemies of America…
http://usataxpayer.org/?0072194997
YOU LIBERAL DEMOCRATS HAVE GOT TO BE THE STUPIDEST MORONS EVER!
Look at it like the glass half full – he's the 44th best president ever.
sarc
Thanks! Maybe I'll just print it out and put it on my fridge. If I put it in my yard, It will suffer the same fate as my McCain yard sign did….it got all bent up by some cool aid drinker.
The book he's carrying….Is it "Golf for Dummies" or GeogeSoros' new tome"SLICK"..
"How to Profit Politically and Financially from Natural and Man Made Disasters" ?
You've got his cadence down perfectly.
I wonder if that BP exec who was (reportedly) running over his engineers on the platform is a close friend of the O? Considering Geitner's relationship with the big banks they've been scolding in public and rewarding with bailouts…
Thanks! – That's great!
To all you true believers in Hope and Change out there…
I have evidence that Cheney and Bush are engaged in some kind of mind control over Obama. They are interfering with his normal brain activity such that he cannot possibly respond to the oil crisis in the Gulf of Mexico.
It's one final dastardly ploy by the Neo-Cons against are bright and shiney hope from Chicago.
*cheers*
Couldn't have put it better myself!
If golf balls don't work, maybe he can shove some Hope and Change down there. That ought to do the trick.
The sea was angry my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli……….
Are you implying it's our fault…??? We were just tryin' to get more energy…See how we made BP go 100 miles out and a mile deep…? That was progressive thinking at its best…
I am just glad that now after all these years the people of Georgia no longer have to hang their head in shame for having had the worse president in history come from my home state.
Jimmy Carter – No longer the worse President in History, just the second worse.
I've heard that but is it true?
And if it is true then it's all OBAMA fault for not telling the people
And they thought bush was bad Hahahahahahaha
There is a lot of doubt about Nero being involved in the burning of Rome. But he did do like Obama and refused to let a good disaster go to waste.
Yep and he would be helping BP stop the leak which Obama does not want to do
I have one question who the FUKC voted for this A$$h0le?
I agree, we should stuff his ass down that pipe.
We can just keep feeding oxygen down to her and viola! plugged hole.
I like it.
I could definitely work.
FC, stand strong. The Marxists are simply following their rule book ~
Allinsky: "They must feel so frustrated, so defeated, so lost, so futureless in the prevailing system that they are willing to let go of the past and change the future."
Democrats = Progress-ism/Socialism = Marxism = Hell
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You would think Obama-Speak would be out rounding up fire booms that the MMS and NOAA forgot to order.
Campaign cash for MMS waivers, what a cozy corruption scheme.
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