ACORN’s Machinations Are Lipstick on a Pig
by Kyle OlsonBoy, ACORN is good. They’re so good the White House should give them a call and seek some political tips. Er…given the recently-unearthed video of the president yearning for ACORN’s endorsement, something tells me that’s not necessary.

The evolution of ACORN, summarized by Matthew Vadum, is not surprising but is impressive. Even Al Capone wasn’t this successful at morphing his organization into a new beast.
But interestingly, that’s not exactly what’s happening. ACORN is simply adding to and remodeling what it has already created. The gang is splitting up to do the same work, likely with the same funders – radical foundations and individuals…oh, and the American taxpayers.
But rest assured, no lessons have been learned, nothing will really change. The same people are involved. So no one expects there to be much difference. New box, same crappy product. The radical left is simply painting a little lipstick on the pig and hoping American will fall in love with it all over again.
What is particularly disturbing about what is happening is that ACORN is essentially adding new corporate identities to its massive roster, already pegged at somewhere around 300. ACORN now appears to be decentralizing, making it a much harder target to scrutinize – which was likely the point.
No slimming down, no greater efficiency – just more confusing bureaucracy. So of course, the natural question is: which came first, the chicken or the egg. Did ACORN learn its model from leftists and the federal government or did the federal government learn its bureaucratic ways from ACORN, because that is all that seems to be being proposed in Washington these days? It’s a question for the ages, and I’m digressing…
The fact of the matter is, ACORN is transforming itself to shed is soiled name and continue receiving tax dollars – our money. And until there’s serious leadership in Washington, DC prepared to tackle the waste and fraud, they’ll be successful.






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"The evolution of ACORN, summarized by Matthew Vadum, is not surprising but is impressive. Even Al Capone wasn’t this successful at morphing his organization into a new beast."
Quite frankly though, the ONLY person who has been more successful in re-creating himself, in morphing from a non-descript nobody of a broken insane politician, into the worlds first carbon billionaire, is AL GORE.
ACORN could sure learn some new tricks from Al and his PR team. When he folds his carbon tent and slithers away, possibly he could get a gig with Bertha Lewis……….
Excellent piece Mr. Olsen, 'lipstick on a pig', good one.
Maybe they have seen the light and will change their ways…
On one thing you can be sure, there will be no more help of any pimps with underage prostitutes, or one would think.
LOL
When an organization panders to and sympathizes and supports entitlement parasites, it will not go away. It is a magnet. To get rid of one; both must be gotten rid of.
End the war on poverty! Obama's surge strategy will not work.
Give the man a handout and he will be fed for a day. Teach him to be a community organizer and he will eat arugula in the White House!
Too funny! Almost made me spit up my lunch!! I can't afford arugula & kobe beef or $200/lb hams, only Wendy's burger..lol
Darn! Wish that sign was my idea. Now if those involved with acorn, the higher ups were selling adult movies on the corner the gov would use RICO to lock them up. However if you are a well connected racketeer you get tthe gov to send you tens of millions. when will the gov ever turn honest?
Why is this organization being allowed to continue under any name? Did I miss something? Where are all those great republicans who deserve to be re-elected to stop this? Im not holding my breath as they have clearly demonstrated they do not deserve to be re-elected. Its obvious the radical dems will allow this evolution in a corrupt machine to continue at the taxpayers cost (just wait you'll see this and that funding via your tax dollars), but the repubs that sit in DC and do nothing are just as bad. Get rid of them all, the US is screaming for a re-start.
What are you prepared to do http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F452KybPEnQ , is the question you must seriously ask yourself!? Its time for "out of the box" thinking in dealing with all politicians, bias fringe media and special interest groups who are only working for their own interest. Unconventional actions is what is going to be needed to affect real change for America through http://www.savingtherepublic.com
I'm still lost at the GOVT. funding a group that obviously has a political agenda? Since when does the GOVT. need to go out (or have someone do out for them) and register people to vote? If you won't take the time to go register (I'm having a non-inclusive moment here!) to vote, then maybe you shouldn't be voting in the first place!
What really pisses me off is they get my tax dollars for supporting things that I don't agree with!!!!!!
CONGRESS CAN YOU HEAR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The machine has been exposed, so they have to "re-tool". It's what happens to any criminal organization.
A pig named Bertha.
A Criminal Organization Re-Named
It's interesting that establishment conservatives only notice "big government" when it's something their political enemies want. When conservatives want it, apparently it doesn't count.
• If a conservative wants a trillion-dollar foreign war, that doesn't count.
• If a conservative wants 800 military bases in 130 countries, that doesn't count.
• If a conservative wants a 700-billion-dollar bank bailout, that doesn't count.
• If a conservative wants to spend billions fighting a needless and destructive War on Drugs, that doesn't count.
• If a conservative wants to give the Executive unchecked powers to spy and kill and ignore 4th Amendment rights, that doesn't count.
• If a conservative wants to spend billions building border fences, that doesn't count.
• If a conservative wants to "protect" the huge, unjust, and terribly inefficient Social Security and Medicare programs, that doesn't count.
• If a conservative wants billions in farm subsidies, that doesn't count.
The fact is, liberals and conservatives both want big government. Their visions just look a little different from each other.
Lets give a little credit where credit's due……..Obama has created at least 3 new jobs so far. 1 in Virginia, 1 in New Jersey, and 1 in Massachusettes. Just give his policies a little more time and think of all new jobs people will have in November.
Now that ACORN is gone, is O'Keefe going to be bugging Congressional offices full-time?
When are you going to have a story on how Breitbart and O'Keefe lied about those videos and used deceptive editing. He wasn't dressed as a pimp when he went to Acorn , nor did he present himself as a pimp.
When the people demand it.
By definition a conservative (a real conservative) does not want big government. Maybe you meant to say democrats and republicans? Many people under the republican tent are not conservatives. That is why, like you, I remain independent.
these people help poor people that is why they get taxpayer money
'Non-eligible' voters, indeed. Disney characters, pre-schoolers and sixth-graders, illegal aliens, and the deceased would be the ONLY electorate this cretin organization could muster to put the likes of Obama in the White House.
From what pool will they draw next? Ah yes, the prison rolls, but unfortunately, those lists have already been tapped by the Obama administration to find nominees to fill the key posts on Capital Hill.
O'Keefe never "bugged" a congressional office nor was he charged with bugging a congressional office.
"All four were taken to a suburban New Orleans jail and charged with entering federal property under false pretenses with the intent of committing a felony. If convicted, each man faces up to 10 years in prison and a fine of $250,000." – Washington Post
By the way, this story in the Post was not at all sympathetic to O'Keefe.
Get your facts straight.
It's "Whack-a-Mole" Part II. But we can't put down the sledge hammer for a minute.
This may be the dumbest comment I have ever read. Do pimps now have a dress code?
And don't wait too long for the story of O'Keefe and Breitbart lying to break as it doesn't exist.
Clever and excellent sign.
Okay, let me issue this corrected comment:
Now that ACORN is gone, is O'Keefe going to be entering Congressional offices under false pretenses with intent to commit a felony, full time?
Thank you for your diligence in pointing that out.
if you are on a goverment assistance…..you should not have the right to vote!
soros ain't gonna like these comments about his chosen policy makers
I dont want any of this…..and I am conservative…..
bring home all troops…..put them on the border…remove all illegals
Let the banks fail and with AIG, Fanny, freddie and sallie and the car companies they will be repurchased and run correctly without the unions and the CEO's.
Tax the drugs…..end the drug war…
do away with homeland sec, Medicare, S. S., section 8 housing, IRS, Post office…let the private sector run it……
stop giving away money to other countries and kick the united nations out ……
charge the global warming scam artists and put them on trial
no farm subsidies…..no food stamps either……
drug test all that are on the gov tit! if they test positive…..kick them off
end all entitlements programs…all of them……
and have one flat tax…or one national sales tax……for everyone…… do away with IRS
oh well… you can do this now, all the above and try to pay of the debt, or you can wait and it will come crashing down around all. I not even going to mention healthcare or cap and trade. I know, lets just all start printing our own money…..since the us bonds are worthless.
I think it's call re-branding in marketing speak. In the sales biz "lipstick on a pig" is de rigeur.
ACORN’s Machinations Are Lipstick on a Pig -by Kyle Olson: Great Picture! It is exactly the whole truth about what it means! I'm sure that it is an inside joke at the white house that they laugh about all day long! And, we the people voted for it because we're politically correct and stupid! The schools did their job didn't they? Is it too late? We'll have a better indication of the doom in 2011! Lets see if he gets impeached during the coming 2011 largest depression in American History, especially when only the progressives get fed this time!
Related parody: Obama Signs Tens of Thousands of Questionable Pardons Submitted by Community Group ACORN http://optoons.blogspot.com/2009/09/obama-signs-t...
Simple…….vote them all out of office….'bout time we took care of ourselves….BTW wheres my jetson mobile…oh ya….we send all our money to our enemies via oil proceeds….and by enemies I do NOT mean American Owned oil companies…
This news??? this is about politics their are bigger fish to fry….get over it. The other side will just jam O'keefe down your throat and his embarassing appearance on Fox in the morning…like I said this is no win and about the politics of hate.
Diligence? All it takes is truth(which I don't believe you're acquainted with), and , BTW, it's never been proven he entered under false pretenses with intent to commit a felony, has it now?
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Hanzo
Capitalism stimulates the human brain which in turn stimulates a society!
Socialism decays the human brain which in turn decays a society!
O'Keefe edited in footage of himself in a pimp outfit, but when he went into Acorn offices , he dressed normally and said he was a friend of Hannah Giles and was trying to help her. He never pretended to be a pimp, that was just a lie. I guess you guys like being lied to and manipulated.
Palmtree, please explain to me what a "pimp outfit" is. I'm assuming it's a full-length fur coat, lots of rings and maybe a hat with a feather in it? That's how Huggy Bear dressed on the old Baretta TV show. Please correct me if my assumption is wrong.
Now working from my earlier assumption, let me ask you, if I wear a fur coat, lots of rings and a hat with a big feather but I work in an accounting office, am I a pimp?
How about if I'm dressed conservatively but I'm actually selling other people's bodies for sex? Am I a pimp then?
I saw ALL of O'Keefe's Acorn videos. He made it very clear that HE was in charge of the effort to import 13 year old girls from El Salvador for use in the sex trade. That, Palmtree, no matter what one is wearing, is pimping.
And no, "us guys", don't like being lied to or manipulated. That's why "us guys" are on this site. Contrary to your earlier implication, Breitbart is one of a small group of newsmen who is only interested in the truth. You have this one completely turned around. Now go back to answering the phone for Acorn.
I guess I'm an Independent, because I agree with your list, except for the border fence and farm subsidies(because I'm in N CA and its really water subsidies to sell 'our' water to LA)If you add up all this money from this conservative side and all the entitlements from the liberal side, every man woman and child in the USA could probably have a house,two cars and 10 million dollars given to them…Assuming the government keeps printing the monopoly money.
Hey Dog,
How else are we gonna get the illegals, indigent, under the bridge folks, the dead and the felons to the polls? Besides, without ACORN's assistance, they'd only be able to vote Once each election day. Make sense?
ACORN is scum. No other way to explain them.
Let me guess, "guest", Ron Paul 2012?
They had a "Berger" moment, that's all.
That's how Huggy Bear dressed on the old Baretta TV show. Please correct me if my assumption is wrong.
CM,
Wasn't Huggy Bear on Starsky and Hutch? Agree with everything else though.
Damn! You got me, Ray! Rooster was on Baretta. Huggy Bear really was the one who exemplified the "pimp outfit" though. As a side note, the actor who played Huggy Bear was named Antonio Fargas. His son was a stand-out player for USC's football team a few years ago.
A lot of unproven, uncharged allegations about ACORN are touted on this site. In this case, no one forced those guys to be dressed as phone company repairmen, and they pretty much admitted lying about who they were and what they were doing there.
You say that O'Keefe "pretended" to wear the outfit in the meetings. How did he pretend?
When was what he was wearing even an issue? He could have been dressed in a Ben Franklin costume and the facts would still remain the same. O'Keefe exposed one of the most corrupt organizations in the USA, an organization that used YOUR money to perpetrate their corruption. Maybe it means nothing to you but a lot of us appreciate his efforts.
Guess that only goes to show how long ago it was that I had a memory. Couldn't name you any characters from current cop series.
Huggy was an enjoyable character before it was fashionable to be a pimp.
Don't think it matters what he was wearing when proposing his scheme to ACORN, but it was obvious what his intentions were. Do you suppose palmtree would have a different impression of O'Keefe if he had worn lipstick?
Isn't it amazing how a progressive can manipulate the truth? Like, YES I did smoke
marijuana, but I didn't inhale.
I know. What a waste of marijuana.
He shot footage with the pimp outfit on, then cut to scenes inside the office as if he was wearing it.
Basic film editing , but absolutely not journalism.
He also appeared on Fox many times and acted as if he had worn the outfit into the meeting, of course because this made the Acorn people look even dumber.
As I said , you don't care they lied as long as it gets the result you want.
First of all, I must admit that I really had no idea who Acorn was before the incident. So I didn't "want" any specific results. I was just a regular guy watchig a video clip on Breitbart.
Just because you assumed he was wearing the outfit in the meetings doesn't make it relevant. Regardless of what he was wearing he exposed Acorn for what they really are.
" …this made the Acorn people look even dumber." My impression wasn't that they were dumb. My impression was that they are an amoral, sinister organization. But if you thought they looked dumb, I won't argue with you.
democrat underground must me off line.
Were you there? You got sources to transcripts? Have we seen the video yet? We've seen the video of ACORN, yet you are still defending him. Noone here is "defending" James, we just want the truth. If he DID do the things the Post says, then throw them in jail. But until then, lets leave the judgement to the jury, k? Speaking of ACORN, where is Holder? Isn't he the guy that runs the DOJ?
All fresh new 501(c)(3)'s? Wonderful, they all need watchdogs for every move. ACORN flew under the radar for most people until James & Hannah and the other whistleblowers.
All new enties will be easier to track to make certain they play by the rules. Every dime they receive and every dime they spend. They will find it much harder to hide the money shuffle between groups or hide where they get their funding.
Trust me. The Democrat Party learned alot of it's ways from ACORN. I'm from Arkansas and ACORN has it's roots ( pun intended ) in Little Rock. The government there could give the Chicago machine a few lessons. Where do you think the Clintons cut their political teeth? Keep an eye there and you will see how the rest go.
hehehehehe
sorry obama boi you never learn do you?
Just like ACORN, true Americans need to shed the albatross of the Republican Party which is a modern judas goat which will help lead us into the gas chambers….for the neo- fascists.
Bush, McCain, Scwartzenneggar were appealing con men whose true colors came out when the damage was done and we couldnt change the outcome. Meg Whitman is another one of these RINOs. She's using a message that has been used before;" Were not in real trouble its a crisis of confidence, we just need a good cheerleader" or, "The reason we are in trouble is because they have been fighting in Sacramento for the last 40 years, we need a love-in." HOGWASH!!…….this is a morally and intellectually bankrupt message; reject it and any Republican who uses it.
These RINOs are selling out America as much as the vicious Socialists like Obama….but they are doing it for their 30 pieces of silver……
Just like ACORN, true Americans need to shed the albatross of the Republican Party which is a modern judas goat which will help lead us into the gas chambers….for the neo- fascists.
Bush, McCain, Scwartzenneggar were appealing con men whose true colors came out when the damage was done and we couldnt change the outcome. Meg Whitman is another one of these RINOs. She's using a message that has been used before;" Were not in real trouble its a crisis of confidence, we just need a good cheerleader" or, "The reason we are in trouble is because they have been fighting in Sacramento for the last 40 years, we need a love-in." HOGWASH!!…….this is a morally and intellectually bankrupt message; reject it and any Republican who uses it.
These RINOs are selling out America as much as the vicious Socialists like Obama….but they are doing it for their 30 pieces of silver……
Well, in this context a pimp outfit is the cliche pimp style hat+coat that O'Keefe wore on the videos and pretended that he wore in the meetings. Actually what he did is edit in footage of himself wearing a pimp outfit and then lie about it. Breibart lied about it too.
Election fraud takes many forms. Voter fraud perpetrated by ACORN is one piece of the puzzle. The Democrats have perpetrated election fraud in another way, as just reported in Texas.
A Roadmap to Election Fraud in Texas in the 2008 Presidential (Electors) Election
http://jeffersonsrebels.blogspot.com/2010/02/road...
and
http://jbjd.wordpress.com/2010/02/25/roadmap-tx-e...
We will have proof when honesty returns to Capitol Hill. ACORN will be prosecuted and who knows, even CAIR's connection to the HILL and to Terrorists will be further exposed not overlooked.
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