A Christmas Story: 2010 Edition
by Kris Kringle
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Well done! Uncertainty is definitely the biggest obstacle to business growth and prosperity and the one thing we have not seen from Washington over the past few years.
Ho Ho No – I love that part…! Chris(t)mas in AmeriKa 2010
A lump of coal in Obama's stocking would be considered racist under this régime. Santa would have Eric Holder after his happy ass faster then he can deliver presents.
Populist scam artists without morals or scruples have taken over in D.C.
Santa is worried while Buckwheat takes 3000 of his closest friends ( including the guy who manufactures airport x-ray machines) to India for holiday and bows to his Muslim superiors.
Santa would need a bigger sleigh to deliver all the coal that needs to go to DC alone. And probably a dozen more reindeer.
Approx 680 days more to go…
Thanks for putting a smile on my face, I needed it because the Progressive/Socialist have put another coal in my stocking. I found out that I am being denied a chance to get my M.A. (even though I have enough credits for the PhD degree) because my professors blatant anti-conservative opinions on historical matter. (They are so sick, that a professor held a grudge because I pointed out that Cuba became independent in 1902. He raged at me that Cuba became independent only in 1959!!! WTF!!! I got a "c" for that class, which he also gave me for another class on the Civil War because I was of the opinion (which I think is a fact) that the Reconstruction era was nothing more than military occupation of the South. Oh and they hate that I point out that FDR was not the god that solved the depression, just the opposite, and don't get me started on how they try to portray the American Revolution as a failure because it installed an Oligarchy instead of pure Democracy) So there goes thousands of dollars, 3 years of Post Grad work, and lots of my time. God forbid if you do not buy into the Progressive/Socialist historical agenda, they will crush you like a bug.
Sorry for the Rant…………. Just a really sad day for me, because I am feeling crushed by this. All the progressive/Socialist talk about biasness, yet they are the most bias of all.
Merry Christmas!
That video would be funny if it weren't the truth. May all progressives find a lump of coal and straw within their stocking this Christmas. Now that wasn't nice. So, to remain in the Christmas spirit, may all progressives find a deserving gift within their Christmas stocking on Christmas morning.
Watch out Santa. The EPA will be "sniffing" your reindeer for excessive methane. Rudy will have to change his nose to a CFL.. Make sure the Missus has all the required permits for her cookie baking. SEIU will be card-checking the little fellas shortly. The DEA wants to test your "Magic Dust". Rev Al Sharpton has a problem with your constant HO HO HO comments. The United Brotherhood of Chimney Sweeps Union are complaining . Their gripes are as follows: Too many Chimneys are done in such a short time, No sign of a required apprentice and you are undercutting the set price for a sweep. One last thing Santa, please refrain from using the term "Sleigh" it is much to violent of a word. You will now be required to call it a "Frozen Surface Transport Vehicle".
Sometimes the trials we face in life are to teach other people lessons, instead of teaching ourselves. I have faith in you completing your work. You haven't come this far just to give up I can only imagine…!?
And a Merry Christmas to you and your as well, Kristine.
Lt. Col. Terry Lakin Court Martial : Eyewitness Speaks Out
US Naval Commander Charles Kerchner (Ret.) discusses his eyewitness account while attending the court martial of Lt. Col. Terry Lakin http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBNwwSiZU0Q
The ONLY Christmas present I want is the COMPLETE purging of the corrupt slimeballs in this REGIME! From the TOP ON DOWN!
http://theantiliberalzone.blogspot.com/
The ANTI LIBERAL Zone
Kristine – isn't there an appeal process for this type of behavior? If you can document the truth of what you have put in your papers factually, isn't there a way to go above this a-hole's head?
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a louse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that nanny Janet would not soon be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of pricey toys danced in their heads.
And momma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature SUV, Janet, and eight tiny trolls.
With a little old hag, so ugly and thick,
I knew in a moment it must be old Sis
More rapid than toads her coursers they came,
And she wheezed, and snorted, and cursed them by name!
"Now waxman! now, Stark! now, Slick Willie and wookie!
On, Horner! On, Bite-me! on, on Boxer and Feinstein!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of subpoenas, amnesty, and nanny Janet and all.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Janet fell with a crash and a bounce.
She was dressed all in fur, from her head to her hoof,
And her clothes were all tarnished with ashes and snot.
A bundle of laws she had flung on her back,
And she looked like a witch, just stirring her brew.
Her eyes-how they frosted! her cheeks how sunken!
Her teeth were like rotten, her nose big and bulbous like she had had too much sherry!
His droopy little mouth was drawn up in a snarl,
And the beard at her chin was as black as her soul.
The stump of a stogie she held tight between her two teeth,
And the smoke it encircled her head like a vulture in heat.
She had a fat face and a gigantic, round belly,
That shook when she shrieked, like a bowlful of suet!
She was chubby and plump, a right spiteful old troll,
And I laughed when I saw her, in spite of myself!
A wink of her eye and a twisting of her head,
Soon gave me to know I had everything to dread.
She spoke not a word, but went straight to her work,
And emptied all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.
And laying two fingers aside of her beak,
And giving a nod, up the chimney she slithered!
She sprang to her SUV, to her crew gave a screech,
And away they all fled like the down of a thistle.
But I heard her exclaim, ‘ere she drove out of sight,
"I'll be back for a second haul just out of spite!"
Merry Christamas to all. My God bless you, each and every one.
Kristine, My opinion doesn't matter, but that is bullshit.
"So there goes thousands of dollars, 3 years of Post Grad work, and lots of my time. God forbid if you do not buy into the Progressive/Socialist historical agenda, they will crush you like a bug."
For what its worth, put a smile on your face, tell them to kiss your ass, and get right in their face and argue your points.
I think I heard this story. I beleive the line is, "To the top of the stack of congressional laws! Tax today! Tax today! Tax today all!"
I just made this up. Truth be told; your line is better.
Funny stuff.
Through great adversity, the spirit grows. ;0) Thank you for the kind words. But I am to stubborn of a gal to give in without a fight. And if I do not go on to be an Academic Progressive/Socialist approved Historian, I am starting to think that is more honorable than getting the piece of paper, because it means that I dare speak and learn the real facts of history and not the "1984" revisionist historical narrative.
And Merry Christmas to you, and thank you for your kind words that have giving me peace and perspective.
This was part of the appeals process. I was told, if I do not pursue the progressive/socialist professors, take another class and get a required "A", I would be eligible for their piece of paper. I got the 'A' and the Dean of the Graduate school of KSU reneged on the deal. I feel this is typical of progressive/socialist.
"Rudy will have to change his nose to a CFL." Like this?? lol
http://media.caglecartoons.com/media/cartoons/29/...
LMAO ….. You think this little girl from NYC is going to take a slap in the face lightly??? NAH!!!! Gonna fight, and if I do not prevail for the right of academic freedom, they cannot take my knowledge away. As I say in my profile I am a Conservative Historian (who believes she has truth on her side) who loves to take on the Progressive/Socialist revisionist. The day I will admit that Cuba became independent in 1958, that America is a pure democracy (which always leads to tyranny) rather than a republic, and that the ideas of Burke, Locke and Monroe are not superior to Marx and Lenin, or that America is the source of evil in the world will be the day they have to pry my fingers from my books. ;0) I figure if the American military can oppose our enemies on the battlefield, than the least I can do is fight America's enemies on the academic front. As they say in the Cavalry …. Hooyah!!!!
OK that was just too cute!!! ROFL. Great.
Rudy goes green?? Just doesn't seem right….
That really sucks : ( Don't let em win get what you came for!!!!
LOL… Let them win??? Exsqueeze me… What does that mean, never knew what that meant, unless that means surrender. Another French term I am not cogent with, ;0) Sorry, but I am an admirer General Anthoney McAuliffe. During the Battle of the Bulge, when the Germans seemed to be winning and sent a note for surrender, McAuliffe was told of the German demand for surrender he said "nuts". Hurrah!!!
759 days, 13 hrs at the time of this posting.
http://www.obamaclock.org
Obamahaha Saves like Jesus, heals the earth like God, and gives like Santa- Who needs a jolly old fat white man anyway. Just wait until you're on welfare, needing your local Salvation Army instead of donating and serving at it, the State has completely taken over the upbringing of your kids- why then Jolly Saint Barack will come your way!
Hard to believe another two years…
Kristine, I'm sorry to hear that you're caught up in a progressive/socialist re-education effort. If all else fails maybe you could take a page from their own playbook. Find a junk-yard dog conservative attorney and sue the h*** out of them. I think there's a conservative civil rights law group in Lynchburg, Va and also another one in DC but I can't remember the name of either….too early yet, sorry. In the meantime, thanks for your great posts over the year. I always enjoy your enlightened comments and your references as to what's going on in the epicenter of the progressive camp.
My spouse just pointed out that you should accuse them of thought control.
Or maybe you can get Breitbart, Fox or Glenn Beck to run an expose of the school.
I still am reviewing my options, but thanks for the support. I still consider myself an HIstorian, and will continue to do research and try to get my work out. LOL…. And your spouse sounds like a smart one!! Merry Christmas!!
I'm glad you're here Santa, I've been wanting to talk to you. Tell me… what was the deal that I didn't get the train at 7 years old?
Sorry to hear you have to deal with nonsense like this. Stay strong and continue to fight the good fight. I know that can be hard at times. But as Rush often says "The truth will out eventually". I just hope you do not have to suffer a lot of pain and hardship before that happens. Please keep us updated. And have a very merry CHRISTmas.
Thank you, and a Merry Christmas to you and your family too.
I was referring to the next election…
;0) Thanks. and Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year to you. Every door that closes leads to another door opening. So I aint that worried. ;0) Ho Ho Ho…
I agree "nuts"
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