Max Baucus’s Friends, Family, and F*!k Buddy Plan
by Gary HewsonAs many readers know by now, on Dec 5th, Senator Max Baucus( D-MT) , the man entrusted with writing the govt. takeover bill of the American healthcare system, was forced to disclose the embarrassing fact that he had nominated his live-in girlfriend as the next U.S. Attorney for his home state of Montana. Senator Baucus did not disclose this fact out of some good-natured rationale; rather a political watchdog group had discovered the link, and the information was coming public, so he tried to get ahead of the story.
Understandably, the Republican Party among others are calling for an investigation into what seems to be clear conflict of interest in his dealings and a serious lapse of judgment. Considering his current girlfriend Melodee Hanes started working in Senator Baucus’ office as early as 2002, and the divorce to his current wife was not announced until early 2009, it would seem to be more than just a possible legal and political transgression he was making with Ms. Hanes.
But after researching Senator Baucus’s friends and family, it becomes clear that it is very good to be a friend, family member, or f*!k buddy to the Senator. Let’s look at his only son Zeno, for instance.
\Zeno Baucus is currently a Managing Associate at the Orrick, Herrington, & Sutcliffe Law Firm in Washington, DC, just a stone’s throw away from where daddy works. (You can read his bio here.)
Since Zeno’s dad is the head of the Senate Finance Committee, it is interesting to note that his Zeno specializes “in complex civil litigation, regulatory investigations, securities enforcement and litigation, antitrust matters, and corporate criminal defense. He has successfully argued in federal court motion hearings” (www.orrick.com)
But that’s not all, it seems Zeno has all sorts of interactions with his Dad’s Federal Government. Zeno’s corporate bio further states that he:
…negotiated with federal regulators, coordinated defense efforts in multiple defendant matters and….. has represented individual and corporate clients in federal and state litigation, private arbitrations and investigations before the U.S. Department of Justice and the U.S. Securities & Exchange Commission.
Zeno also seems to have expertise in several business sectors: “He has counseled and defended clients from various industries, including…..pharmaceutical corporations…and financial firms……..”
Which probably comes in handy, because most of his dad’s Max’s top donors are… drum roll… pharmaceutical and financial firms.
What is also interesting about Zeno’s firm Orrick, Herrington, & Sutcliffe are their political contributions from 1979 to 2008. By far the biggest recipient of money from the firm is , shockingly, our current President Barack Obama, and all of the recipients Democrats.
I don’t know about you, but if my pharmaceutical or financial company was having a run-in with Uncle Sam, Zeno Baucus would be on speed dial. I pay for a junior lawyer and I get the Head of the Senate Finance Committee and the President in my pocket for free.
Contributions from employees of Orrick Herrington Sutcliffe Llp:
Political contributions disclosed by campaign committees to the Federal Election Commission, sorted by employer. The data, from the FEC, covers the years 1979 through 2008.
- $24,385 from 36 Orrick Herrington Sutcliffe Llp employees (25.5%) to Barack Obama
- $15,750 from 19 Orrick Herrington Sutcliffe Llp employees (13.5%) to John Kerry
- $6,300 from 4 Orrick Herrington Sutcliffe Llp employees (2.8%) to Hillary Clinton
- $5,450 from 4 Orrick Herrington Sutcliffe Llp employees (2.8%) to Benjamin Cardin
- $4,600 from 2 Orrick Herrington Sutcliffe Llp employees (1.4%) to Christopher Van Hollen
- $1,819 from 4 Orrick Herrington Sutcliffe Llp employees (2.8%) to Allyson Schwartz
- $1,500 from 3 Orrick Herrington Sutcliffe Llp employees (2.1%) to Gerald McNerney
- $1,000 from 1 Orrick Herrington Sutcliffe Llp employee (0.7%) to John McCain
- $500 from 1 Orrick Herrington Sutcliffe Llp employee (0.7%) to Edward Markey
- $500 from 2 Orrick Herrington Sutcliffe Llp employees (1.4%) to Max Baucus
- $500 from 1 Orrick Herrington Sutcliffe Llp employee (0.7%) to Evan Bayh
- $500 from 1 Orrick Herrington Sutcliffe Llp employee (0.7%) to Richard Gephardt
- $500 from 1 Orrick Herrington Sutcliffe Llp employee (0.7%) to Tim Johnson
- $300 from 1 Orrick Herrington Sutcliffe Llp employee (0.7%) to Barney Frank
- $300 from 1 Orrick Herrington Sutcliffe Llp employee (0.7%) to Paul Hodes
- $250 from 1 Orrick Herrington Sutcliffe Llp employee (0.7%) to Sherrod Brown
- $250 from 1 Orrick Herrington Sutcliffe Llp employee (0.7%) to Joseph Lieberman
Well if you are not a Baucus by birth, but still want the perks, then don’t despair; you could marry into the family, as Stephanie Denton Baucus nee; Stephanie Denton did recently in June 2008.
She too is a Washington DC lawyer who was working for the boutique firm Kirstein and Young whose practice seems to be based on getting their clients government contract sand helping them to navigate the legislative terrain. But Stephanie didn’t have to gut it out there for much longer, because just 12 short months after becoming a Baucus. Stephanie Denton Baucus is:
Associate Director of Intergovernmental Affairs and Public Liaison, U.S. Dept. of Justice
(Government Relations industry), June 2009 — Present (7 months).
Congratulations Stephanie!
So what ever happened to Senator Baucus Girlfriend: Melodee Hanes.
Senator Baucus claims that after the relationship intensified, Melodee pulled herself from consideration in the Attorney job. But don’t shed any tears just yet, because almost immediately after pulling her name from the Attorney job, live-in girlfriend Melodee Hanes became a …drumroll… “political appointee at the Justice Department,” per DOJ spokesperson Tracy Schmaler (main justice) or more precisely she is now the Deputy Administrator for Policy in the Justice Department’s Office of Juvenile Justice and Delinquency Prevention.
It may be easy to assume that cronyism is involved but we can be assured that:
“Both the Justice Department and Baucus issued statements Saturday stressing that Melodee Hanes, who had been the senator’s state director and one of Baucus’s recommendations for Montana U.S. Attorney, was hired for her qualifications.” Main Justice… and Senator Baucus himself stated: “Mel applied independently with the Department of Justice, and, not surprisingly to anyone who’s looked at her resume, got the DOJ job on her merit.”
So what is a “political appointee”? Who does the appointing, and is the hiring practice as most people understand I a “hiring practice” to be?
according to the U.S. Office of Personnel Management (Main Justice):
Justice spokeswoman Schmaler wasn’t immediately able to say what type of political appointment Hanes received. Executive branch standards for hiring and retaining political appointees vary. Some political appointees can be hired without using “traditional competitive hiring procedures…”
Ahh, those pesky “traditional competitive hiring practices” get me every time.
Well, whatever the case may be, it’s nice to know that Senator Baucus’ daughter-in-law and his live-in girlfriend can eat lunch together at the same DOJ cafeteria, right down the street from their main-man Max on the Senate Finance Committee, just a 9-iron away from Zeno’s law office that deals with federal finance law and the DOJ… Just a day in the life of the Baucus Friends, Family, and F*!k Buddy program.







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Why pay for the Milk when you can get tax payers to pay for it?
Mr. Gary Hewson, are you aware that you actually printed the entire word F**kbuddy in your third paragraph. That is not professional, its very crude, I hope that was just a mistake. That's also where I stopped reading.
The word inbred comes to mind.
All of our little politicians cross breeding and nepotizing the heck out of the place, no wonder we get people like Nancy Pelosi and Patty Murray
Tiger Woods used his own money. Thisd guy uses taxpayer money.
So in a way he is paying a hooker a salary with our money.
The whole place needs to be nuked from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
So Tiger Woods doesn't use taxpayer dollars.
This explains why Democrats want free abortions in healthcare. Cover their tracks and not pay for it.
Tax payers pay for them to travel on dates.
Geez, and I thought Congress was only Fing us! Now I feel cheap and used.
Lighten up, it is appropriate in the article and makes a very strong point of the corruption.
There he is. Good Gawd Max, you sure don't make US Montanans proud. You pencil necked hypocritical geek. You should follow kinky Kevin Jennings sex ed manuals and go screw a ewe. What a POS. He is an embarrasment to Montana, and the Nation. Probably butt budies with Bwaney Fwank and Harry Reid.
you are so right…….if he is anything like Tiger, it should probably be plural….good catch….. buddies??
wow…..I love all your posts, but you seem truly pissed about this one………take a deep breath and relax…we shall overcome…whill Max cums…
LMAO — Now that was devastatingly satirical, not to mention hilarious. GOOD ONE!
Now, now, Maxx…
I know you're a good Conservative, dedicating to rooting out corruption amongst the Democrat ranks — ya just can't abide the bad words, that's all. Hell, I'm with ya Maxx. LMAO, MAXX, lmao.
Why is everyone all over Tiger's Wood?
Maxx is a good boy, just not a good ol' boy. He was brung up right, shore wuz, and he don't like none a them there bad words, that's all. Hey, MAXX, you're about a tight-ass there, ain'tcha?
Oh My……………Max has only himself to blame. Too bad like Hussein and the rest of his Posse of Clowns, they flunked Ethics in College.
What a great mental pic to go with my morning coffee. Today, I could almost be dismally happy to have The Three Stooges for representatives of CA. I'd laugh, but I'm just too sick of all this.
In a couple of years Iran will do just that. While Zero is getting his second Peace Prize.
Good 'ol Max. What a generous guy…especially with other people's (yours and mine) money. Ethics? Are you serious? Here's the credo that Max B. and other Dems live by: 'Rules Are For Fools'.
ZENO. Is he from another planet?
And these scumbags criticize Tiger Woods(his own money at least) and Paul Wolfowitz(who girlfriend ALREADY was working for the World Bank), but convienently ignore Baucus or an Eliot Spitzer, who are abusing the taxpayers on there own peccadilloes.
Nah-he didnt flunk ethics-Obamascums "ethics" are "courtesy" of Saul Alinsky , remember. So are Hilldebeast Clintons.
Oh brother. Maxx…settle. It was entirely appropriate not to mention hilarious.
Well this doesn't surprise me. Washington DC to the empth degree. Welcome to the Beltway people. The guy is a real porcine isn't he?
When will this stop? Why is he allowed to be in office still? Isn't there a conflict of interest clause when they take their oath in office to serve the people? Sickening!
Hey now! Back off the senator we all have needs. We can’t him suffering from DSBs (Dreaded S_ _ _ _n Backup) while he’s to screwing the country. Just remember he’s doing it for the children!
In addition to flunking ethics, Hussein flunked economics and even basic Math.
Zeno.
HE NAMED HIS SON ZENO?!?
Ten Montanas should Recall him
Or Rather: Then Montanans should recall him.
A 5-year lawyer, huh? Wish MY dad was a senator.
Because it takes our minds off of what's going down in our own nation….shame on our leaders!
I agree with you.
ZENO, indeed. Amazing isn't it that a PARENT would do that to a child.
That explains why he looks like a space alien.
Buy it sure makes you proud to know that we have people like Max and his crew looking out for us. What a reprehensible piece of crap,
Sounds like Tiger's wood was all over him.
LOL – He cain't heppit. He's just a love machine. He's just natchully all sexed-up.
Are there any good Senators?
Is there a Senator about whom this type of story would be surprising ?
I really can't think of any.
She was married at the time too by the way.
One wonders why God would turn his back on us(9-11-2001) and then you see people like Baucus, Clinton &
Pelosi, Reid…….People obsessed with power and lust and greed.
Pray for the souls of the just and for your daily bread. it may be about all
the good Lord can bring forth whilst these type walk this land.
That French thing, what did those peasants do again?
It was the worst of times, and then the people awoke and
stayed the EPA and the A & E and the Department of Education and the
Department of Energy and …….
Tiger is a Cheetah!!! LOL….
Gary, Thank you for a great article. Please keep this type of article coming so we the people, are informed. I'm sure most Americans are disgusted and sickened by this behavior. It would appear this is almost mainstream behavior in our Capitol. Hopefully, informed Americans will vote "loudly" against these reprobates in our upcoming elections. Again, great research and a very informative article. Thank you.
Bingo. We subsidize them doing the deed and then we subsidize their child-murder. Ain't Democrats the kindly ones!
Id suspect Max is likely the "frontdoor" for the backdoor Santa, Barney the Fag. Also likely Max is the "kneepads" for Soros.
Hmm, one of the architects of our healthcare reform bill! Scary isn't it. Now we know why our congressman are too busy to read the bill. They're TOO busy catering to special ineterst, chasing tail, and using our money to do it with. TERM LIMITS NOW! LIARS, CHEATERS, ADULTERERS, and the list goes on and on. Republican or democRAT, it doesn't matter. But, just imagine if this guy was a republican. Think we would hear about it on the MSM?
It would be interesting to see if his ex-wife would “nail the bastard” to the wall and spill her “guts” to the RIGHT people. This “pig” would then maybe be charged accordingly. There’s NOTHING worse than a “SCORNED WOMAN” seeking revenge!
Those of us in Montana have known for years that 'Mad Max' was pond scum.
Unfortunately, we hadn't found a way, until now, to drain the pond. Mad Max is a leper in Montana. He rarely returns and when he does, no one cares. As for Zeno, well the name says it all.
It's a wonder the stoopid phuck didn't name the son "Moon Unit" or "Dweezil" or some such Kalifornia type moniker. I recall folks made fun of Sarah Palin naming here kids Trey and Piper or whatever. At least she didn't name them Cessna or GulfStream. But ZENO, what in hell is a ZENO?
Is every American now so immune or desensitized that we have lost sight of the fact that this man (using term loosely) committed an act of malfeasance against his fiduciary responsibility to properly appropriate the taxpayers money ? He STOLE our money for purposes of GETTING LAID on a continuing basis while he was married. There should be OUTRAGE ! Man…are we in trouble with these floating pond scums.
I hope to God that the good people of Montana boot this piece of shit from the Senate !
Positions for Submissions
There once was a Senator named Baucus,
Who's late midlife behavior got raucous,
All the girls on his staff
Would often whisper and laugh,
When he'd invite them to bed for a caucus.
Soon Max saw what blind men can see,
The fact that old guys don't get it for free
If you want to impress 'em
So that you can undress 'em
Say you'll make her the U.S. Attorney!
When the press learned about Max's scheme,
They decided to play on his team,
So they kept the story quiet,
'Til Max couldn't deny it,
Then the hypocrites started to scream.
They pretended that they didn't know
That Max left his wife for a pro,
But they'd known for a year,
And soon Montana would hear,
They were shacked up in Max's chateau!
So the next time you do something rash,
And you don't want your dentures to gnash,
Remember – the Senator who gets lecherous,
Causes the press to get treacherous,
So don't pay with a job, just use cash!
Poetically Yours,
Charles Ulysses Feney
Livingston, Montana
The sad part of all this is that most Americans don't care about this type of corruption and who may be invoved
in it….The fact is most don't know much about our government or our elected officials…Something has to be done
to wake America up , especially in the voting booth…
It is a sad time for America…..
That word was never supposed to be in there…..it was an oversight……the point is made either way…..thanks for the heads up….
Kristinb5
He is serving the people.
Serving them up to the death panels.
Control over who can start this life (abortions) when to end this life(elder care).
Baucus is a Dem. Nothing to see here. Only conservatives commit adultery and engage in other shameful behavior. /sarc off
Good work. Hope you submit more of these. I know that they require a lot of thought and effort!
Outstanding! A very classy ridicule.
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325 days left for Harry Reid
and counting down. SWEET!!!!
I suspected it was a mistake. I sure you or no one else wants this site to read like many of the leftist sites do.
Gary, what few people know is that, when Max first married Wanda, roughly 25 years ago, his first wife, Ann Geracimos, filed a legal complaint against Max for non-payment of child support. The Washington Post wrote the story, roughly spring of 1984. Max's excuse was essentially, "I can't afford to pay child support because all of my money is going to build a new house for Wanda." Given his current mess, somebody needs to dig up this nugget.
Hey, you'll recognize my IP address but I was a McCain donor- and I can tell you that you're way off on Zeno. He does real work and doesn't make his way on favors from anyone. His firm doesn't even have lobbing, government relations or contracting groups. I only found out he was related to the Senator after working with him for some months, and then only because I asked him out of curiosity. Say what you want about Max but leave Zeno (and Stephanie- gosh) out of it.
A Position for her Submission
There was an old Senator named Baucus,
Whose late midlife behavior got raucous.
All the girls on his staff
Would often whisper and laugh,
When he'd invite them to bed for a caucus.
Old Max was the last to admit
That at romance he wasn't a hit.
Though his son's name is Zeno,
He'd be dating Janet Reno,
If he relied on his charm and his wit.
Finally Max saw what blind men can see,
The fact that old guys don't get it for free.
If you want to impress her
So that you can undress her
Tell her you'll make her the U.S. Attorney!
At last Max got a sucker to bite,
A lady lawyer not particularly bright.
He kept her lust ablaze,
With a fourteen thousand dollar raise,
To insure that their coupling stayed tight.
Our Max had finally learned to philander,
But he couldn't face his wife in all candor,
So he decided to outsource
The negotiation of his divorce
To the Jezebel with whom he chose to meander.
When the press learned about Max's scheme,
They decided to play on his team,
So they kept the story quiet,
'Til Max couldn't deny it,
Then the hypocrites started to scream.
They pretended that they didn't know
That Max left his wife for a pro,
But they'd known for a year,
And soon Montana would hear,
They were shacked up in Max's chateau!
So the next time you do something rash,
And you don't want your dentures to gnash,
Remember – the Senator who gets lecherous
Causes the press to get treacherous,
So don't pay with a job, just use cash!
Poetically Yours,
Charles Ulysses Feney
Livingston, Montana
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