The New Voodoo Economics: Jobs ‘Saved’ by Federal Stimulus Dollars
by Amber GunnThe federal website that tracks the final destination of the $787 billion “stimulus” package reported more than 640,000 jobs were created or saved by the funds as of October 30. A closer look at one state’s reporting, however, should cast serious doubt on that number’s veracity.

Washington state is listed as the third-highest job-generating state, according to www.recovery.gov, which records the number of jobs created or saved as 34,517.13. The problem is that at least 24,000 of those jobs were not really in jeopardy.
You read that correctly.
Washington’s main adviser on stimulus projects, Jill Satran, told the Tacoma News Tribune that state officials used a portion of the stimulus dollars to fund the paychecks of 24,000 teachers who were already under contract to finish out the school year. Without the stimulus money, the state would have had to pick up the tab anyway.
Cuts would have occurred elsewhere, but the job losses resulting from those cuts are not easily quantifiable, Satran said. “It would not likely have come from those teachers,” she said.
The spokeswoman for the Recovery Accountability and Transparency Board—the one that unilaterally amended the Recovery Act to extend the reporting deadline mandated by law—said that the board had issued “guidelines” for calculating jobs created, but had not made any effort to fact-check the job numbers they’ve received. She called Washington’s choice to include 24,000 teachers in its job count “a state political issue.”
The Board’s job, as its members see it, is simply to post what was reported to them.
Even White House officials acknowledge that states and localities have made various reporting errors, noting that there are no consistent standards for recipients to determine a “saved” job versus a “created” job.
But what the Board posts on Recovery.gov is cited by newspapers and media outlets all over the country. Remember that next time you read about jobs saved or created by stimulus dollars.
The truth is that measuring the success of the stimulus program is generally defined by its proponents as the number of jobs created; yet this number is barely quantifiable by recipients, let alone verifiable by independent sources. (Not to mention the fact that governments can’t create jobs; they can only transfer wealth).
Last week alone, I single-handedly created 25,000 jobs and boosted GDP by .05%. All it cost me was four fainting goats, a rooster and an hour of voodoo incantations. Don’t believe me? Prove me wrong.
For all of the government’s efforts to show Americans how politicians are abusing, er, using their dollars, the reported job numbers are turning out to be fanciful creations of bureaucratic imagination—like asking fat people to self-report the amount of calories they eat in a day. Yeah, that’s going to be accurate.





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No surprise to me. Whenever the government is involved in anything, they pad the numbers to make it look like it works when the reality is the exact opposite.
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It's also interesting to note that almost all of these "Saved" jobs are government jobs, and if that's true then arent these just temporary jobs?
The government is going to have to come up with the same amount of cash at a later date to continue funding them, and where is that going to come from, another stimulus?
I think it's alwasy interesting to look at an argument both ways, if they are lying (they are of course) then attack it from that perspective, but IF they arent how does that play out?
For the tax payer it's a heads you lose tales the corrupticrats win gamble, it's bad all around regardless of the veracity of their "facts"
We can expect Barry to double down on stupid! Look for “porkulus two” the second in government self preservation. Starve the beast and the beast will perish. Galt’s Gulch!
Shocking I tell you ! Just SHOCKING ! That anyone would assume the leftist educated imbeciles would have any grasp of real numbers and the real working world in general. In support of their "new mathematical interpretations", I just gave myself a raise of $5,000.00 per month. I did my part by saving my OWN job with private sector stimulus money. These guys are truly moronic to assume any clear thinking American would buy this crap.
They NEVER cease to amaze me…. Sidebar note: Last month I fired a project manager after he spoke to other employess on MY time about the greatness of Obama and his policy directions. Fire a LIB today. It feels FANTASTIC !
Anyone surprised at the government's publication of these jobs statistics need to review this maxim of politicians:
We do not need facts. We have answers.
Some of us still recognize three-card monte when we see it.
http://thanksforthelaughs.wordpress.com/2009/11/1...
Bambi's attempt to prove he has gravitas. Simple math in 50 states will tell how many unemployed since this neophyte was elected. He's deliberately trying to destroy the middle class and small businesses in order to make them more dependent upon the government. He wants a nanny state of the great unwashed. It evens the playing field, redistributes the wealth and puts the self-appointed rulers, including himself, in charge for decades to come.
Meanwhile, our Treasury is being looted.
Odd, they can save jobs that were never lost.
Considering it seems half the country doesn't know who Joe Biden is why wouldn't they try to put the bunny into the hat?
I like to swim with sharks too Amber. Keep it up. We are making a difference.
Lets see how great your former employee feels to be completely in the thrall of the government system, and then we will se how he likes the Great O.
Yeah, and last I checked, job losses kept on posting higher and higher. I don't care if the number was "less than anticipated", lost jobs are lost jobs, and that is one more person unable to take care of their family. Gov't pisses me off.
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Sounds eerily like Argentina in the 30's and 40's. Thanks to Juan and "Evita" Perone. Can't you just hear this and picture it…the song…
The WOOKIE wife of Obamasissy singing "Cry not for me America" heh..heh..heh… Like we would!
Ahhh! Don't scare me. I'm a PM too. But fortunately, I would never praise NObama. I have a brain.
What a JOKE! More Police State PROPAGANDA!!!
Part of the "Lost and Found" Department… Located in Never Never land DC. You may have heard of the Lost and Found Czar… Peter Pan. He's recently unionized the little kiddies against the adults. Yeah… you get the picture.
Just think if he didn't "save" all those jobs… we'd be at about 75% unemployment???? NObama is Da'Man! He's really good at golf too… at least that's what his score card says. Or, maybe his math just sucks!
Good man…. I will set up and use any documented performances to rid the workplace of libs and leftists. And, no, it is NOT an infringement on the first Amendment. When you are on MY time…. I set the corporate attitude. If an employees' attitude is either upsetting or counter-productive to our efforts then he/she will be eventually terminated. Hang in there, my friend !
Your own private business? If so, you should have the right to terminate anyone.
Corp business… a little more difficult.
Not always that easy these days… You must be well documented or an expensive and time-consuming lawsuit might be forthcoming. The lines are not always clear regardless of corporate size and structure. Thank you for the comment.
I hear ya!
even real govt. jobs are actually fake jobs, no work is getting done, the govt. produces nothing
"Last week alone, I single-handedly created 25,000 jobs and boosted GDP by .05%. All it cost me was four fainting goats, a rooster and an hour of voodoo incantations. Don’t believe me? Prove me wrong."
I think you deserve the Nobel Peace prize! So when does your book come out? Perhaps the President will create the office of "alternative" methodology and name you the Czar of Ceremonies.
I admit, I have not been on this webpage in a long time… however it was another joy to see It is such an important topic and ignored by so many, even professionals. I thank you to help making people more aware of possible issues.Great stuff as usual.