Max Blumenthal, You’re Being Booger-Boarded
by Andrew BreitbartMax Blumenthal has an amazing thesis: All conservatives and Republicans are beneath contempt. He also has an amazing line of work. He is underwritten by various media organs to prove his thesis.
In a previous era, Blumenthal and said media organs (Salon, Independent Film Channel, Huffington Post, etc.) were able to get away with this pathetic arrangement. But now, we are on to Max, the spawn of Sid “Vicious” Blumenthal – he who attempted to ruin Monica Lewinsky’s life by falsely portraying her as Bill Clinton’s “stalker.”
The Blumenthal operation is now under the extremely close scrutiny of a camelid named “Retracto.”
The movement formerly known as the “Tea-Baggers” (with their flip cameras and new media skills) and various conservatives who have had enough with the excessive Alinsky tactics used most egregiously by Max and Sid but representative of main stream media’s odious guilt-by-association, repeat-the-same-lie-until-it-sticks, smear-any-conservative-as-racist-sexist-homophobic skill set, are now fighting back.
If the last two weeks have not humiliated him enough — and this Huffington Post rage-fest from yesterday with its title “Feeling the Hate at CPAC 2010 With Andrew Breitbart, Hannah Giles and the Crazy Mob” suggests they have not – then perhaps this coup de booger will tell him that we say what we mean and we mean what we say.
Max gallivanted around CPAC looking for prey. He was treated with respect as he sought to make good and decent people look foolish on camera. He decided he would go after a 20-year-old girl, one Hannah Giles. And perhaps due to sexism or ageism he underestimated her ability. Max should have called Bertha Lewis before he went after this young heroine. Instead, he went to a gunfight with a knife – and a dirty nose.
Ladies and gentlemen, the much awaited, “Max Blumenthal Picks a Booger Out of His Nose at CPAC” video:
Max Blumenthal, this is what you do for a living. I can do it too (**wink **wink** Independent Film Channel).
Salon has already corrected his initial attempt to paint James O’Keefe as a White Nationalist. They corrected his baseless assertion that O’Keefe planned the “Race and Conservatism” forum held at Georgetown Law Center, but he continues to hold that James O’Keefe is a racist, and that he was in some way involved with the “execution” of the forum. His source for this claim? Daryle Jenkins, whose credibility was recently eviscerated by Kevin Martin from Project 21.
He was wrong about Kevin Martin being a last minute addition to the “Race and Conservatism” panel (which Blumenthal describes as a “white nationalist confab”), and he continues to conveniently exclude Mr. Martin’s own testimony that James O’Keefe agreed with his positions AGAINST White Nationalist, Jared Taylor.
He was also caught lying on a video seen by tens of thousands, and yet he chose to edit that part out of his CPAC highlight reel.
Max Blumenthal, you are being Booger-Boarded. Correct, retract, and apologize to James O’Keefe for your slanderous attempt to ruin his life. And if you do so, we will take this video down.
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Pretty cool Andrew.
All three sites. You are getting these fine folk off balance. Keep them on the ropes, they are winded. Max Blumenthal is a pretty cool kid. He is about as slimey as snot on a doorknob. Pardon the pun.
I hope to God she didn't shake hands with him afterwards…
The loser is also an oozer! This awesome chick made you look more stupid than you already are! Show some class next time and turn away slob. And check yourself instead of asking "Is it gone?" Hope all your mother's friends see this. Go Hannah!
the big sites are a great place to look up the leftist scum trying to socialize america, i just wish that these sites were availaible prior to the obamanation of america, but it might still help us get our country back, and perhaps get back to following the rule book called the constitution.
Booger Blumenthal has the fools fooled over at HuffPo. Judging by the comments one could easily push any one of those chumps over the edge, and they're just barely teetering as it is.
That's a face only a mother could barely refrain from punching. The guy actually LOOKS like a rat!
Max Blumenthal is "The Boogey Man"
KeyWiki has started a bit of an article about Max Blumenthal. This article could be a good place to collect information about him in one place.
http://www.keywiki.org/index.php/Max_Blumenthal
Next time tell him his fly is down … made you look (like a dumb a_ _)!
Good job Bloominbooger!
Hey max is that toilet paper hanging out of the back of your pants? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
I am curious.
After the snot-nosed little prick did the pick, did he wash his hands, or just continue pressing the flesh and shaking hands, mutating his mucous membranes memorably on the great unwashed?
What a class act Miss Hannah is. I would have let the little snot nose continue to snivel and would have lost an opportunity at a great video.
Too Funny! Hanna was smart to point it out while being recorded for the world to see. I doubt that he will learn the lesson tho.
I would say his mother abdicated her role when he was about two. It shows in his lack of manners in excusing himself and finding a tissue.
Well…..Did he eat it or … Flick it away?
was he hatched? just a thought
I watched this. He was hitting on hannah. Having snot coming out the snout doesn't impress ladies.
Hannah is far to classy for his level.
Whaddya wanna bet that he doesn't get the tongue in the cheek. I won't tell if you won't. Hehe. I can't wait to see the apoplectic hissy he throws now.
Wow Max, what a fine example of excavative journalism.
From a serpent family! I approve of the thought!
Now that was funny!
Max is an ass. I think his rich kid snob friends will laugh at him when he leaves the room after this.
I'm curious, and I'd like you all here to help me out.
Way back in the far recesses of my little pea brain, I remember back in the day, during the Clinton Administration or thereabouts, when Sid Blumenthal was working for Clinton, I believe Sid sued the Drudge Report for like 25 million dollars. That would be about the time Breitbart was with Drudge.
Sids kid Max would have been an impressionable teenager about this time. That would explain the vitriole and hatred betwen young Max Blumenthal and Andrew Breitbart.
Does that make sense? Do you all follow that thought process? Anyone have any input or insight? Thanks.
and didn't his daddy get bitch slapped by the court, and loose?
Yes.
That is way back in my mind, but this is all jogging my memory. Interesting.
Perhaps there is a long standing blood feud between the Blumenthals and Breitbart………..
What do you think—he's going to be concerned about somebody else?
A turd is a turd.
I would have loved to see her slap the living $_hit out of his face.
I think I just read about the details of the suit over on Big J, maybe in the comment section,
sorry, I speed/skim read so I can't tell you the exact location.
That would be "Booger Boy" actually, but ya, you're on the right track.
too much fun. good to have a laugh!
Like the Hatfields and McCoys?! Interesting and probable – surely someone on here, probably a troll, can use their mad skills and look it up.
As 'gotcha' as this clip is, my sense is all the droids who hasn't engaged a brain cell ever, aren't going to be moved – this people are like rubber, or stone. Just reading what they say on their lil favorite lefty 'I hate America and all rich people should burn in hell, I someone get the sense they are so robotic it will take far more to awake them from the trance they are under ~ but hey, we liked the clip
Off topic – can anyone tell me what the deal is with the site 'backtype'?
Max has one thing right: all conservatives and Republicants are beneath contempt.
Sooooo…….Maxy, Is this technique of yours an example of , How to turn the Libb chicks on?
Make sense? You must be kidding.
We must remember, this is the face of our enemy…booger-eating-bedwetting-liberals. They cannot withstand any scrutiny.
She's not a blond…
Son of J Carville?
Priceless!
I think he was auditioning for the remake of Caddy Shack!
I dare everyone who is ever around this booger eating moron to "tip their nose" at him. Especially when there is a camera around. Maybe drive him insane by thinking he always 'has one hangin'.
I second that!
"I believe so: inimitably!! а82ч "
Correct translation?
Dear God in Heaven,…………doesn't the spoiled little rich kid have 'peeps' to look him over before the
cameras go on?
He only has daughters and Mary Madeline has to have some influence there. Are you privy to some gossip I missed years ago?
Max is a professional bully.
Have you never seen his father?
If not, go GOOGLE him and take a look; that man is so close to looking like a rodent, it's scary.
Nah, only if their fully conscious. Otherwise it's too easy. Hold your nose and babble some compassionate sounding gibberish and they're yours. Just remember to keep holding your nose, and then bathe afterward. I am convinced a lot of guys are "Democrats" due to the easy pickins'. Conservative women have standards (real ones), and are far less volatile (thought vs. emotion?).
bully………..flap, surely ye jest………he certainly emasculated himself with this exhibition of hygiene.
Sorry Max..that was a bit harsh but Andrew and his crew don't take nonsense anymore. Good for them.
Must remain civil and all that.
Nah, just "Son of Frankenstein" humor. I think Olberman is "Son of Maher". Always thought JCar and MM were a strange match, but I guess any match with JCar is odd in and of itself…
Remember that face so you recognize him. At events, at every opportunity, if he comes up to interview you… ask "Is that a booger or are you just happy to interview me?" Then laugh and walk away. If everyone asks him that same question, it'll prevent him from interviewing anyone…
oh yes he certainly hitting on her freddie,…….Hey Hannah, Lets go down to Haiti & shoot some video.
Sliiiiiiimmmmmmmmeeeeeeeee!!!!!
If I was MM, I would be sitting in a women's prision right now for committing murder. God was gracious to keep me away from people like that, my father is bad enough, I keep our visits in very small doses. But I am finding lately he is agreeing with some of my comments….maybe there is hope….nah!
She is to classy for that…but we can dream!
Truthfully, somebody ought to bitch slap that snot nosed little prick. Make him squall like a girl.
Hannah, just a poor little dumb conservative, beat the snot out of that creepy liberal…lol!
Don't get me wrong: it's great to catch him in such a disgusting display. But after watching all the videos of that encounter, I'm torn. I wonder if it wouldn't have been better simply to walk away from him. Get a video of him trying to get somebody to notice him (while picking his nose). It seems like arguing with a bully plays right into his hands.
harsh ?……..no , it's what they would have done to her without a 2nd thought, if given the opportunity.
Yes. In 1997 Drudge published statements about Blumenthal beating his wife that were not true. He claimed that he had received bad information and retracted the storty. The Blumenthals pursued a case and eventually settled. Oddly enough they had to pay Drudge. Blumenthal apparently missed a deposition. He stated that he settled because he couldn't afford to support the lawsuit any longer, but it was rather strange the way things went down.
Most plaintiffs in a defamation lawsuit (where the defendent retracts the story) don't end up paying off the defendent. Just sayin'.
Sorry flap, I didn't realize they were arguing,……my take was he was hitting on her.
Max you putz. Not even your father could spin you out of this. Not that he would, he's been letting his calls go to voice mail since this was posted. What a disgrace to the family legacy!
Face it Max. You're out of the will and your room has just been turned into a spare closet.
Hope you have other plans for Thanksgiving.
Thank You!
If he were alive today I'm sure Hitler, and his one testicle, would be posting in support of Max.
Hmmm.
Thanks. That is interesting. I knew there was something way back there, but just couldn't recall it from memory. If you say it was 1997,that has been 13 years. I wish I could remember more.
It is odd though, that the plantiff paid the defendant though.
Funny.
You're too stupid to even type or spell correctly. You were here in the past though. Go on back to Ariana. You can riad your segway.
Thats funny!
Hitler would probably feel so bad about Blumenthal, that he'd probably adopt him as a foster son. Boogers and all.
Yeah. It was settled in May 2001, with a stipulation of voluntary dismissal. But Blumenthal paid Drudge. And that doesn't make sense. And for missing a deposition? People miss depositions all the time. I think Drudge had something on Sid. Not on the domestic violence case, but something else. I think he discovered something during the lawsuit.
And that would make Little Max's hatred of AB seem plausible. If AB was working for Drudge during that time. And AB was involved in the lawsuit. And most especially if AB was the one who got the goods on Blumenthal. But this is all fun speculation about your little theory. The payoff, however, is strange.
Does Max need DYNOOOMITE??????????
I just went and searched and foundit. i knew I remembered something.
http://www.papillonsartpalace.com/sid.htm
It is interesting. A refresher course in history.
I thought more reptilian, not sure he is high enough to qualify as a mammal. Hannah is awesome…
test2
Ok, now that makes sense. I got most of my info from legal briefs. I didn't have those kinds of details. Very good link. Thanks.
Hannah is always awesome.
Reptilian? Naaaaaaaaaaaw something ferral and very nasty like a soaking wet opossum.
Good for Mr. Breitbart, soldiering on after getting completely eviscerated on MSNBC by D. Shuster where he simply wouldn’t answer certain questions after getting caught in lies re: O’Keefe/Giles. Good for you, Mr. Breitbart.
Max picks his favorite leftwing blogger.
Blumenthal immediately demanded a government nose picking subsidy.
Excellent find and thanks. Didn't this happen after, and partially because of, the case of the stained blue dress?
Она не имеет смысла в любом случае.
Well, nothin' you'd serve for dinner anyway, least for polite company…
Yes, Hannah is always awesome….
This is the best the opposition has to offer?
http://www.rightwingnews.com/mt331/2009/06/the_10...
#10 J.G is my favorite, for the reasons offered. Used to be a link to "15 hottest conservative women", but seems to have disappeared. Pre-dated Hannah and her recent accomplishments, otherwise she would be high on the list (#1 after she does more…). Enjoy…
Just watched a video of Mr. Breitbart, whining like a little girl and name calling left and right in Max Blumenthal's face down at CPAC. Yeah, Blumenthal's a smug jerk but Breitbart took the focus off of that fact by being so out of control.
I thought liberals were against domestic drilling.
Your link sent me to a site that once seen, makes the viewer have to awash his/her eyes out with lye soap! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG !
You should have warned me!
Conservative women have always been better looking than the liberal Feminazis; far more intelligent too!
I do not know, and cannot remember for sure the exact time line. I do remember that Sid Blumenthalm was on the front line of defense, running the attack squads and the dirty trick teams during all the Monica saga.
It sure has been a long time.
Funny now. Everything is relevant. This will explain why Max Blumenthal has such vitriole against James O'Keefe and Hannah Giles; he has a vendetta against Breitbart, stemming from his warped perceptions from his old man Sids grudge against Drudge.
Small world, eh?
"It is meaningless in any case. "
Okay, translated just fine. Give me credit for trying! Most everyone else probably just went "huh?" or WTF is that?
Peace (but not in the hippie way)…
NIMBY!
What a Viking
I watched the video too. Breitbart wasn't out of control. Furthermore, Blumenthal is a liar.
A missed opportunity for Hannah. She could have gotten a two for one. Had she punched him in the nose she could have broken his nose and finger with one right cross. Maybe next time.
Водки танго фокстрот!
LOL!
You mean like a progressive shopping for sex toys with his thumb up his ass so he can, keep it real?
Is that a statement or an observation?
Minus one for ambiguity.
That wasn't a booger it was a piece of feces from Obama or Airheadana's arse.
Позвольте мне четко, хватит!
остановить это безумие!
That wasn't a booger it was a piece of feces from Obama or Airheadana's butt. He looks like an a$$ kisser.
heh…..
Would make an interesting story wouldn't it? Maybe I should write it for my blog.
I'd rather stick to the substance and not the snot. I could easily see having a little nasal problem while on camera, myself. Let's focus on Blumenthal's dishonesty and blatants to libel and ruin someone's life.
Wow! Max is Sidney Blumenthal's kid? I hope at least he's the oldest one. The least we can do is adhere to primogeniture.
LOL! Old Max will be forever known as "Booger Blumenthal" from now on. Thanks, Hannah and Andy!!
Well, I'm late with this… here's my "Max and Hannah" -'robot type theatre':
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6173777/
Yeah, it's stupid…but somebody had to do it.
I think Andrew did a fine job of that already at CPAC.
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