The way Mrs. Obama flings around orders, the title of “First Lady” should be changed to Commander-in-Chieftess. Remember when “Big Thriver” Michelle Obama reminded the nation that, unlike herself, most Americans don’t want the “whole pie” because whether they know it or not, “most…feel blessed just being able to thrive a little bit?”

Appealing to that “thrive a little bit” constituency, recently the campaign came up with the innovative idea to hawk raffle tickets, at $5 a pop, to groupies who would love to spend an evening breaking bread with Barry.
Adorned in $42,000 Katie Davis diamond-encrusted wristlets, the first lady – taking time off from her chosen vocation of life coaching – has been recruited to give advice via email on how to raise a billion dollars in campaign funds for her husband’s bid for re-election.
With the contest deadline just ahead, Michelle voluntarily injected herself into the dinner-raffle excitement. The first lady offered relaxation pointers and conversation tips to potential dinner-with-Barack winners and guiding people on what they should eat, with whom, and what to do and say while eating.
To ensure she has another four years of flying on AF1 and going on luxury vacations, Mrs. Obama took to her computer and did what she does best – shot off an email containing Michelle-to-prospective-raffle-winner directives such as: If you win the contest with Barack, don’t get nervous.
The first lady must feel that “Not everyone knows how to prepare for a dinner like this.” Luckily, preparation for the event does not include nerve-racking arrangements such as having Naeem Kahn design a one-of-a-kind evening gown or anything like that. However, preparation is still important, especially for small-piece-of-the-pie people who, if they win, will have to rush in record time from the unemployment office to the White House in order to collect on their prize.
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